Checkerboard Vans Lie Dormant In Local Rude Boy’s Closet Waiting For Next Ska Music Revival
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Along with his 3-foot wallet chain and pork pie hat, a local rude boy's slip-on checkerboard Vans have sat...
In-Depth Study Confirms Kings Of Leon And The Killers Are The Same Band
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The music industry is reeling today from the findings of a decade-long study into two of it's biggest names.
For...
Graphic Designer Outraged As Foam On Flat White Technically Makes It A Latte
Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has been the sight of an audible tantrum today as local graphic designer Marcus Marigold (34) received a flat white...
Suburban Cricket Stoner Finally Takes Opposition’s Advice And Gets A Fucken Haircut
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“Get a haircut c-nt” was the phrase still ringing through Marcus Harrison’s head this morning as he trundled down to his local...
Kid At Wedding Has Had Enough
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A small child spoke freely with The Advocate yesterday during a local wedding, saying he'd had enough and wanted...
“Day For It”: Man Takes To Social Media To Say The Weather Conducive To Drinking Alcohol
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A resident of the leafy, exclusive enclave of Betoota Grove has confirmed to his 700 Instagram followers that today...
Tractor Sufficiently Bogged Enough To Warrant Getting Dad Involved
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Try as the might, the Inter is bogged.
Rather than face the ultimate humiliation and get Dad to come and...
Concerned Onlookers Relieved To Discover Person Driving On Footpath Isn’t Drunk – He’s Just 89
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Earlier today, a late model Nissan was spotted driving erratically down Peanut Street in Betoota Heights.
Onlookers were concerned, the car was all over...
Local American Hopes He Can Wear His Flag Shirt With Pride Again One Day
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For over a year, Steele Fightmaster's favourite American flag button-up has hung in the corner of his walk-in wardrobe in Betoota Grove untouched.
Arriving...
Boomer Who Hasn’t Watched A Game Of Tennis Since This Time Last Year Has Strong Opinions On Nick Kyrgios
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Though most of his mate's down at the Cashew & Pogostick Inn in Betoota Heights would describe him as...
