Sadist Finds Pleasure In Shaking Towel Up Wind Of Other Beachgoers
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Deciding to cool off today at Betoota's lesser-known waterparks, the old Mansfield Quarry, Betoota Heights man, Jason Pane (32),...
Doofus Feels He’s Making Inroads With His Girlfriend’s Cat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A happy-go-lucky Betoota Grove roofer has broken his silence over the ongoing problems he's been experiencing with his girlfriend's...
Suburban Teen Still Shook After Listening To ‘Dance With The Devil’ Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In what started out as a seemingly innocent bong session under his parent's humble Betoota Heights Queenslander, a local...
Canceling Plans To Sleep, Do Nothing Found To Be The Best Plan Of All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Do you ever feel like doing nothing?
So do a lot of other people, according to a recent government study...
Crypto Cowboy About To Learn What Capital Gains Tax Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Glenn Brooker is a cryptopreneur that rides upon a bullish Litecoin steed, which he plans to hold for the time being.
But aside from...
“Hallelujah”: Quick Google Search Uncovers PDF Version Of $340 Textbook
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Internet piracy is frowned upon at South Betoota Polytechnic College but one student doesn't care.
Lewis Cartwright, a second-year law student at the college,...
Mate Who Barely Uses Facebook Somehow Never Misses A Party
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's not that Gregory Ball doesn't like using social media, he just finds himself doing other things most of the time.
Rather than fiddle...
Office Intern Sweating On Whether Or Not 1st Round Of Arvo Drinks Were On Company Card
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A young office intern whose financial situation can be described as a bit touch-and-go is currently exhibiting the psychological occurence known as fight-or-flight.
The...
Gold-Toothed Concreter Makes Uncomfortable Joke About Burying People Alive Under Slab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A dodgy contractor has sent chills down even the hardest tradesmen's spine this afternoon, following a dicey joke about killing people.
The self-employed career...
Impossible Achieved As Nation Somehow Begins To Feel Sorry For Stuart Broad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though many Australians refuse to admit it, millions of everyday people have admitted today that they feel sorry for...
