Cruise Ship Passengers Looking Forward To Experiencing Gastro
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A senior Betoota Grove couple has spent this past week keeping their fluids up because they're about to board...
City Worker Treats Himself To A Hard-Earned Beer After Gruelling Four Days In The Office
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While the rest of his coworkers are still galavanting up and down the coastline, one brave junior portfolio manager...
Steady Increase In Social Media Tagging An Indication New Romance Is Going Well
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For Jack Coffey (28), the bravest thing he did in December 2017 was to tag Tessa Blumenthal (25)...
Bloke Slapping Hand Against Himself Feels He’s Contributing To Applause
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Watching his local cricket team coast to yet another victory late this afternoon, a popular grazier had a beer in one hand when...
Study Finds Majority Of New Years Eve Celebrations To Be Held Around One Of These Cultural Icons
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Found in over 60% of Betootanese backyards, the eponymous 'kick-on table' as it's known in the local vernacular, is bracing...
“New Year, New Me!” Says Woman Who’ll Be Buying Durries At 2 AM Tomorrow
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A local woman is convinced that 2018 is going to be her year, despite the fact that she'll...
Man Unsure He’ll Ever Be Able To Jump In A Pool Again Without Flash Of Anxiety About iPhone
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A man who knows for a fact that he doesn't have his iPhone in his pocket, has still checked his pockets after diving...
Holidaying Reader Sends Message To Newspaper Regarding Typo In Recent Article
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Editorial
Early this morning, The Advocate received a letter from a local reader currently holidaying in Fiji.
Though he took the...
Mum’s Been Ready To Go For The Past 2 Hours
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A local mother has jangled her keys at her husband since 3pm local time, indicating that she's ready to...
Cash From Grandma Will Always Be Most Practical Gift Local Man Will Ever Receive
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There are many practical things Greg Toad would've liked to have received this morning from Santa.
Perhaps an electric toothbrush...
