Shock As Man Forms Opinion After Reading Entire Article – Not Just The Headline
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Picking up The Advocate this morning, the front page made Phil Durham choke on his honeyed Wonder White slice.
"Kid A," he coughed.
"Now way...
Couple Watches Shawshank Redemption Again After Failing To Decide On What To Watch
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying," said John McEnroe - moments after Nick Kyrgios defeated Willy Tsonga to...
Locals Stage Boycott Of Pub They Never Visit After Mass-Produced Beer Is Taken Off Tap
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It takes a lot for sheep and cattle farmers to put aside their differences and unite for the greater good.
On a national level,...
Zoo Patron Quietly Shitting Himself Posing For Photo With Local Orangutan
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Her keepers say she's harmless but Brett Galloway knows that orangutans have a dark side.
The 54-year-old initially said no...
Shirt Will Iron Itself Out By 12PM Meeting
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Walking into the office this morning, Jaysern Vukovic (37), was greeted by an unusually high number of judgmental scowls...
Stitch Claims Victory Over News Year’s Resolution For The Fourth Year Running
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With the guilt of a two-month long pig out resting on his conscience, Mike Jung decided enough was enough and set himself a...
Demolition Contractor Weighs Up Copper-Wire-To-Asbestos Ratio Before Accepting Job
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Local demolition expert, Digby Schuster, has tentatively accepted to suss out a new gig at the now defunct South Betoota Ladies College -...
Graduate Lawyer Sick Of Being Asked For Legal Advice At Barbecues
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"I'm so going to get you to defend me if I get done for DUI or something, how funny...
Cousin From Out-Of-Town Forced To Use Bootleg Nintendo 64 Controller
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In the ultimate act of disrespect, a South Betoota man has struggled to keep a straight face this afternoon after handing his visiting...
Housemate Coming Home From The Pub Picks Up Broken Bread Maker He Found At Council Cleanup
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With his fellow housemates at the forefront of his thoughts, a popular mortgage broker wandered home last night from the Pingouin Aveugle Bar...
