Plastic Schooners A Fair Indication Someone Was Naughty At This Local Venue Once
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As per local government law, a glassing at a popular Betoota Grove gastropub has resulted in the venue being...
Graphic Podcast About Serial Killers Adds Pizzazz To Office Person’s Otherwise Boring Commute
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Rather than bob his head along to the Top 40 like he used to do, Mark Douglas is now...
Hideous Building Gets A Pass Because Owner Says It’s ‘Art Deco’
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The owners of a visually displeasing house in Betoota's old Meatworkers district have been praised by local council for keeping the building just...
Shift Worker Contemplates Life Eating Servo Sandwich Alone In Car At 3AM
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Another eventless evening drew to a close at the Dolphins Leagues Club at 10 pm last night.
Roger Dunston rang...
Woke Toddler’s Political Insights Relayed To World Via His Parent’s Facebook Account
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Little Wolfgang Spencer of Greenpoint Road in Betoota Grove has had his wisdom, which is beyond his years, relayed...
“Just Like New York!” Says Man Enjoying A $12 Plastic Schooner At A Sydney Rooftop Bar
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As Toploader's 'Dancing In The Moonlight' softly plays over the PA system, the lift opens and Tim Rowland is...
Report: Sunday Roast Easiest Way To Get Adult Children To Visit Home
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A year-long study into the most effective way to make adult children revisit the nest has concluded this afternoon...
Learning To Drive: Mum’s Firm Grip On The Jesus Handle And Sharp Breaths Not Helping
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Keen to gain a little bit of independence, Cameron Frost chomped at the opportunity to get his learners permit...
“I Wore A White Dress To A Wedding On Purpose And Lived To Tell The Tale”
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Peggy Spudmann told our reporters that she attended a wedding on Saturday wearing a lacey white dress on purpose, just to see what...
Hottest Chick From High School Returns From Gap Year With Politically-Charged Rebrand
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Arguably the meanest and most socially influential girl from your finishing class at high school has returned back to town with a completely...
