“Why Am I Like This?” Asks Man Reading Memes At 3AM On A Tuesday
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He blames his chronic tiredness on the heat and his flat personality on his lack of sleep but the truth to Sam Franklin's...
Corporate Bromance Taken To Next Level As Two Suits Realise They Both Like Doing Coke
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Not many genuine friendships are able to survive the tumultuous seas that come with a career working in stockbroking.
However, two local suits look...
Local Bushie Forced To Use Indicators After Seeing The Copper Behind Him
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A Betoota Heights man has reportedly told friends this afternoon that he only indicates leaving a roundabout whenever there's a policeman in the...
Adelaide’s Last Candle Shop To Close As City Enters Third Month Without Blackout
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An industry that once supported close to 15 000 workers is set to die in the coming months as...
“Who Wants Some Super Spicy Sauce?” Asks Suburban Dad Holding Bottle Of Sriracha
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His four straw Trilby hats sit on the coatrack by the door and Justin Timberlake's Señorita is softly pumping on his teenage daughter's UE Boom...
Dead-Eyed Coworker Says ‘Long Weekends Are Never Long Enough’ Over A Nescafé Gold
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Wanda Greenwich ripped the head off her second Nescafé Gold satchel and cast its body beside the sink along the other ones.
Monday is the...
“This Should Be Higher” Explains Music Fan Who Didn’t Vote In The Hottest 100
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Equipped with more contemporary music knowledge than almost anybody in living memory, Conch Willis confidently stated that a popular track from last October...
Shell Of A Human Being Emerges From Room For The First Time Today
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His housemates heard him slam the front door around 6am this morning after a public holiday out and about.
Steve...
Study Finds People Who Ride Electric Push Bikes Are More Likely To Cheat In Other Areas Of Life Too
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A year-long study carried out by the behavioural science unit at the CSIRO has today given Australians yet another reason...
Study: Two Vegans Whining At Barbeque Can Cancel Each Other Out
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“Hey! Max said you were vegan as well? My name is Sammy,” he said.
Greg shook Sammy’s outstretched hand and...
