Local Bloke Reckons He Might Let The Dogs Out Tonight, Just Quietly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local city worker has immediately cleared his evening schedule the moment an ice cold schooner touched his lips this afternoon.
Mickey De Santis,...
Local Mother’s Foul Mood Put In Context By Today’s Horoscope
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Skovgaard household woke this morning to their matriarch shouting into the fridge.
"If you finishing the fucking milk, don't put...
Student Inspired To Become A Journalist After #Metoo Stuck Writing MAFS Recaps
INGRID DOULTON | Education | Contact
There was a time when Fiona Sears thought journalism could change the world.
That time is passed.
Spending close to two years learning how to...
Lifelong Public Servant Uses Taxpayer-Funded Pension To Sue Taxpayer-Funded Broadcaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The net result to the taxpayer should be nil, according to Kevin Rudd.
Taking offence to an article published by the ABC, the former...
Traveller Born When Communism Was Still A Thing Plans To Say He 24 On Upcoming Contiki
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Austalia's own Frank Abignale Jnr is currently galavanting around the European continent on a Contiki tour masquerading as a 24-year-old university student -...
Local Girl Confirms That Her Best Friend Is, In Fact, A Human In Touching Birthday Tribute
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
South Betoota girl Sally Alcorn's best friend Josie is 22 today, she is also a human - that's according to a touching Facebook...
Rite-Of-Passage Complete As Local Teen Pushes Shopping Trolley Into Body Of Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A 15-year-old Betoota Ponds skatepark regular has taken another step toward manhood this afternoon by pushing a shopping trolley off the Dixon Street...
“The Farmers Will Love This” Says City Accountant Staring Out Window At Light Showers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Although the rain falling in and around Betoota today ‘inconveniences’ Noah Jones, he acknowledges that “we need it.”
The middle-aged...
Parents Ask Private School For Refund After Son Gets Job On His Own Merit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two local parents are reportedly livid this morning after their privately-educated son managed to secure a good job based upon his own merits.
Wanda...
Local Vaper In The Mood For An Acoustic Cigarette
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Korin Petersen is the type of young go-getter that grabs the bull's horns with both hands, slides his legs around its neck and...
