Barnaby Joyce Heeds His Own Advice And Moves Young Family To Regional Town
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Last year, the deputy prime minister suggested that if young people want to enter the property market, they need...
Latest Star Wars Movie Has Man Rethinking His Poor Opinion Of Jar Jar Binks
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Sitting through another 100-minute sci-fi trainwreck last night, Sam Gregory sighed and felt underwhelmed by the lastest Cloverfield film - the latest in...
Tuesday Comedown For Local Finance Worker Has Dual Meaning Today
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A local trader has spoken of the horror this morning that has befallen him personally, professionally and financially.
Had he been working diligently last...
Canadian Smashes Stereotypes By Planning To Be A Lift Operator In Perisher This Season
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A worldly British Columbian has broken the mould this afternoon by confirming her intention to winter in Australia this year.
Luella Greenfish, a Nelson...
Local Mum And Dad Investors Laugh At Son’s Withering Crypto Portfolio
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Martin Huntley was mildly impressed two months ago when his youngest proudly stated that he'd turned a lazy grand...
Local Bar’s Unbeatable SuperBowl Drink Specials Somehow Fail To Lure People In At 9am On A Monday
SACHA COMB | American Sport | Contact
Believe it or not, a popular French Quarter sports bar is empty this morning as the NFL SuperBowl...
Bloke Rocking A Moonboot Down At The Pub Should Probably Just Be At Home
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Four weeks after jumping off a roof, breaking his tibia, fibula and two metatarsals, a popular electrician was spotted last night...
Life’s Eternal Question Answered As Straight Man Gets Hit On In Gay Club
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Cameron Young (26) can now die happy. Waking up from a night of drinking and pointless conversation, Young recalled...
New Research Indicates That It’s Impossible To Regret A Swim
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A damning report into the town's public swimming pool has concluded that nobody has ever regretted having a swim...
Homeowner On Outskirts Of Town Has A Plan For Those Cars
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Betoota Lakes man, Baydon Manning (57) has today defended himself, again, against claims that his car ever-growing collection is...
