Mum Asks If You’ll Be Cold For The Eighth Time Between Front Door And Car
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A local mum has broken a world record yesterday evening after asking her daughter if she’s cold for the eighth time in 40...
Millennial Forced To Buy CD After Muso Friend Releases Album
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Local millennial Amber Robinson (26) received a reminder that when you’re living paycheque to paycheque, it’s not just the taxman who is hitting...
Mate’s Vague Italian Ancestry Really On Show At Dinner Party
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"Step aside" declares local stone and tile salesman, Daniel Di Marco (38).
It's still the early stages of a Friday night dinner party, and...
Kindle Reader More Than Happy To Be Interrupted By Stranger To Discuss Their Kindle
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Increased amounts of video content in recent years means book readers have enjoyed a niche positioning as societal outcasts due to them being...
Barnaby Now Forced To Watch iView After Ex-Missus Changes Netflix Password
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After a tough day for the former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, things got even worse.
Trying to unwind with the latest series...
Barnaby Forced To Borrow Mate’s Phone To Call ScoMo After Phone Runs Out Of Credit
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Under fire National's MP Barnaby Joyce has been forced to call in a favour today after his phone ran out of credit.
The popular...
Tacky Foot Tattoo Provides Historical Context To Messy Mid-Twenties Break Up
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Betoota Riverland’s woman, Alex Dewany, only met her friend’s new love interest for a minute today, and while it wasn’t long enough to...
Homemade Taco Night Not Conducive To Portion Control
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A local man has cursed his girlfriend this evening after she made a delicious Mexican feast for their Friday night dinner.
While it...
Local “Morning Person” Needs To Grow Up
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Hannah Milcroft has basically had a gong rung in her ears this morning after her friend, Jen Logan, came bouncing towards her at...
Recently Single Friend Organises Weekend Plans With The Absolute Worst People
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Friends of recently-single local woman, Jade Eddex (27), say they've been keeping a close eye on her over the last few months.
With a...
