Juul-Crazed Hipster Never Smoked Anywhere Near This Much When She Was On The Rollies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local inner-city corporate creative's transition from one a fortnight social smoker to full-blown vaper has been brought into question today.
This comes after...
Local Woman Exhausted From Watching Boyfriend And His Mates Move Her Furniture
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
An exhausted Natalie Hawker (28) has flopped down on the couch in her new living room this evening after an extremely strenuous and...
Local Mechanic Watches 100 Odd Bucks Walk Out The Door After He Forgets To Replace The Wipers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local mechanic just let out an audible 'Fuck' in his garage this afternoon.
He did so after watching the better part...
Local Dad Asks Owner Of 3rd-Generation Rural Thai Restaurant To Explain Hong Kong Protests
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In the Larson household, Sunday night is usually reserved for a little bit of culture.
Whether it's pub choir or a some local oriental...
Woman Who Went To Aldi For Milk Really Enjoying Her New Dishwasher
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
June Watson had a fairly straightforward list of groceries to purchase when she entered Aldi today, however, a trip down the special buys...
“Fux Scar Non” Enquires 1985 VK Commodore Owner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In the heart of Betoota's Flight Path District, the intersection between Peter Beattie Boulevard and Samantha Riley Drive is not generally known as...
80% Of Phone Call With Country Parents Spent Asking Each Other If You Can Hear Them
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A recent survey carried out by a Betoota tech and communications agency, TechComm, has revealed some staggering results around phone coverage in the...
Local PCYC Debuts Cool New PG-Rated Graffiti Mural
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The Betoota Flight Path District's PCYC (Police and Community Youth Club) has today unveiled the newest addition to their Kidz Klub activity centre,...
Barista’s Good Mood Ruins The Customer Experience
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
French Quarter cafe Shoe String Co provides the neighbourhood with cups full of bitter, brown liquid that for many of the regulars is...
Falls Festival Group Chat Goes Dead Silent After Someone Asks Whose Car They Should Take
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A wave of silence broke over a local group
chat this morning after discussion about how excited they are for Falls
Festival later this year...
