Country Girl Hoping Entire Staff Party Drunk Enough That No One Notices Her Moving To The Rums
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After hazily scouring the room through squinted eyes, a drunk Sarah Thornhill is slowly making her way towards the bar to take her...
Girls Drinks Pauses For Moment Of Solemn Reflection After Anaconda Comes On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local session in the Old City District has taken a brief moment to pause and pay thanks to one of music's modern...
Corporate Party Gal Brings In First Friday Of Spring With Floral Pattern That Could Blind Ya
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Things often feel bleak at the Betoota Direct Orders Of Outdoor Furniture (DOOF) head office.
Not necessarily because of the rise of online competitors,...
Man That Wears Fedora With Straight Face Reveals He’s More Into Jazz Music
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In news that has shocked literally no one, a local fedora-wearing man has revealed to The Advocate that he actually enjoys listening to...
Relationship Now Serious Enough For Local Girl To Show New Boyfriend Her License Photo
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April Carmen and Trick Lockett have been dating for eight and a half months.
The young couple began dating after Trick hit on April...
Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally
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A local dad has struggled to hide his emotions this morning after waking up on Father’s Day and finding that his family had...
Office Boomer Found To Be The Only One Going Near The Arrowroots
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CCTV footage from inside a Betoota cardboard box factory has solved one of 4Sides’s biggest workplace mysteries.
For months the emptying of the kitchen...
City Worker Enjoying A Few Solo Phone Jugs At Knock Off Makes Sure To Ask For Two Schooners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In an effort to make himself seem less alone to a 19-year-old bartender, a local city worker asked for...
Concrete Cowboy Saddles Up For The Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A
local concrete cowboy has saddled up for a big day on the horse.
The
Finance and Corporate Affairs Analyst at a firm in Betoota’s...
Bloke Who Got Stung By A Breathalyser After 20 Tins Reckons You Get That On Them Bigger Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local storeman, Adrian Masina (55) has today written off rather serious criminal charges and the subsequent pressure put on his marriage as simply...
