Dad Risks Being Unfriended After Sharing Two Facebook ‘Unclaimed Prize’ Spams In One Week
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Dad is on thin ice, according to his family, after sharing another Facebook spam post; his second this week.
The clearly-bullshit posts claim...
Elderly Woman Living Near High School Baffled by Mysterious Shrinking Garden Hose
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Scepticism has greeted a claim by local woman Hilda Beckitts that her garden hose is somehow shrinking of it’s own accord.
Hilda, 84,...
Local Man Suffers Dislocated Shoulder Trying To Get Some Fucken Sauce On His Nandos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Ambulance crews are on the scene at a prominent high-end fast food outlet this afternoon, following an incident at...
Dad’s 20-Year-Old New Balance Joggers The Deciding Factor In His Baggage Being Overweight
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Shit has hit the fan at Betoota Domestic Airport today after a local dad was told by airport staff that he had exceeded...
Oh Fuck: New Guy At Work ‘A Hugger’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An accountants agency has become an even more hostile environment with the unexpected addition of affection.
Local financial firm, Carter’s Chartered Accountants, recently welcomed...
Public Speaking Subjects Fails To Prepare Arts Grad For Negotiating With Drunk Blokes In Pokies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local bartender Liv Cotric (25) stated that as she was forced to call security on a patron for the 30th time this year,...
Catch Up With Old Schoolmates Descends Into Stories About Punch Ons
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With social media constantly reminding us about people that would otherwise be left in the past, more and more of us are being...
“Schools Need To Bring Back The Cane,” Says Bloke Who Says All Cops Are Power Trippers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
MPs trying to pass the pub test could learn a thing or two from local pokies dweller Shane Clay (48) as his eighth...
Husband Throws Out $200 Tupperware Like A Thai Take Away Container
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local cabinetry maker has caused a scene this morning after throwing out his wife’s $200 glass Tupperware instead of cleaning it like...
Rattled Restaurant Manager Asks Local Bushy If He’d Like Some Steak With His Salt
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local restaurant manager is being treated for shock after he witnessed a customer completely destroy a wagyu steak with 3 tablespoons worth...
