Kid With Nits Easily Identifiable By Overpowering Stench Of Eucalyptus
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Speaking in hushed tones, a group of local mums are today conspiring about whose heathen child could possibly be patient zero, after a...
Sharehouse Revolutionises Storage By Keeping Dirty Oven Tray In Oven
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In the neverending saga that is sharehouse optimisation, residents of a French Quarter terrace house (known by tenants as Myrtles McMansion For Troubled...
Real Estate Agent Fails To See Irony In His ‘Justify Your Existence’ Sticker On The Land Rover
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A real estate agent has today failed to see the irony of the ‘Justify your existence’ bumper sticker he has on the back...
Bloke Who Used His Unborn Child To Justify A Brand New Ford Ranger Suggests Medium Price Pram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Not even two years after putting down half a home deposit on an extravagant wedding that got rained out anyway, Betoota Heights-based...
Mate Acting As Though He’s The First Person To Ever Discover This Drink Called A Seltzer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local drinker has today made a
suggestion that raised a few eyebrows in his social circle.
Bradley Stubbs brought on a few scoffs
from...
Local Woman Two Hours Into Automated Phone Menu Relieved To Hear How Important Her Call Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A simple insurance query turned into an hours-long ordeal for hapless customer Eva Stephens; or at least it would have if it weren’t...
Entry To National Parks Should Be Free Says Man Driving On Bitumen Road For Picnic At Lookout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local outdoor enthusiast by the name of Shawn Williams has today hit out at our money-grabbing government - claiming that all national...
Girls Group Chat Mostly Screenshots Of Other Group Chats And Crying Selfies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A report conducted by Betoota's University of Western Queensland has concluded that girls group chats are pretty quickly descending into a near schizophrenic...
Group Of 15 Perfectly Groomed Men Sitting Down For Boozy Sunday Brunch Either Gay Or British
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A galaxy of excitable men powering through champagne mimosas at a prominent coffee house in Betoota's trendy French Quarter have been identified...
Dad Decides Kids Are Old Enough To Hear Him Joke About Rooting Mum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local father of some teenage kids has decided to stir them up today.
Rob Waters (48) did so this morning after...
