Even Jenny Unable To Get Scotty To Empathise With Refugee Kids Like They’re His Own Daughters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Head of Marketing is today doing his best to try and deal with 'the double-pronged PR nightmare' in front of him....
“The Dishwasher’s Broken” Says Woman Staring At Plates With 3kgs Of Risotto Still Glued To Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has filed another complaint with her husband today.
This comes after the Betoota Heights local stared half a dinner's worth...
Doubts Raised Over Authenticity Of Van Gogh Painting In Mate’s Man Cave
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
For years it has held pride of place in Justin March’s man cave, between the dart board and the pinball machine that...
Channel 9 Viewers On Edge After 3 Consecutive Days Without News About Bindi Irwin
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Channel 9 is under fire from viewers after a third day has passed without a Bindi Irwin update.
Bindi, daughter of the...
Cool! New Bank App Allows Local Woman To Visibly Track Mental Breakdowns
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman has today found out the hard way that technology can be both a wonderful and damning thing, it’s reported....
“Okay, Righto, So How Do We Do This Again?” Says Another Boomer Grappling With QR Code At Pub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The line of eager patrons waiting to get into the Lord Kidman Hotel stretched an entire city block last night, as Betoota...
Husband Way Too Excited To Discover Car Parked Next To His Is The Exact Same Make and Model
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
At age thirty-four and inundated with a slew of minor health problems that could quickly spiral if left unchecked, local digital project manager...
Report: No Love Stronger Than A Dad And The Pet He Vowed He Didn’t Want
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As peers around the kitchen for potential onlookers, local dad John Wauchope gently picks up his daughter Christina's puppy ‘Mr. Noodle’ and cradles...
Man Broke Enough To Eat What He Has At Home
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local JobSeeker recipient Benjamin Tooth (29) has reached a new level of being broke.
After being made redundant due to Covid last year, Tooth...
Teenager Tries Vape Just To See If They Like Lifetime Of Nicotine Addiction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota Heights teenager Melanie Sousa (15) has dipped her toes into the world of vices today as she tried a few puffs on...
