Whole Dinner Party Pretending To Be Interested In Guy That “Works In Tech”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights household decided it was high-time they forced their friends to participate in the shared indignity of a couples dinner party.
Party...
Stable And Well-Adjusted Woman Begins Psychology Degree
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
In a world-first, a young woman commencing psychology studies has been found to be well adjusted.
Stephanie Holt tells our reporter that...
New TV Show Quickly Ruined After Google Search Reveals Lead Characters Death
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s not often that local woman Emily Robertson gets into a new television show, but when she does, she goes pretty hard.
Her latest...
Cat Calls Stop Suddenly As Irish Lollipop Lady Starts Joining The Samoan Scaffolders For Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Irish expat Siobhan Murphy says a life in Australia comes with it's challenges.
First she had to pick fruit for some wage...
Drug Dealer’s Misso Stays Glued To Big Bang Theory Throughout Entire Transaction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite big ratings in the USA, the Big Bang Theory is widely accepted as one of the worst television sitcoms ever made.
Set...
Naive Uni Student On O-Week Mistakes Overly Keen 2nd Year’s Obnoxious Loudness For Being Cool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
With his eyes wide and no one from his Brissy school to keep him centered, James West has just considered a character re-invention....
Photo Of Aunty Joyce’s Slice Finally Getting The Attention It Deserves On Uncluttered Newsfeed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
According to the currently banned news collectives, the stand-off between a tech giant and a party that won 51.57% of votes in...
Woman Texting Crush Craftily Leaves Late Night Reply In The Chamber Ready To Fire Off Tomorrow
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
The art of flirting is a dirty game, and local woman Leslie Phillips is finding herself resorting to some pretty shady tactics to...
Bro Who Fucking Cares About The News, Laughs Man Whose Grand Parents Fled Europe In 1940s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young man by the name of Thomas Kowalczyk has today revealed to The Advocate that he can't believe how much everyone's sooking...
“Jeez I Don’t Remember Voting For The Rapist Anti-Vaxxer Party” Says Local Howard Battler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As Morrison decides to not engage with any media today, even Ash Barty wasn't able to distract the news cycle from the...
