Uni Students Begin Awkward Standoff As Restaurant Doesn’t Offer Split Bills
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A group of first-year uni students have today decided to shake things up for lunch and have something other than Mi Goreng for...
Property Market Update: Empty Dishwasher Boxes Now Out Of Reach Of First Home Buyers
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In disappointing news for first home buyers, new statistics have revealed that an empty whitegoods box such as that used to hold a...
Man’s Niche Interests That Once Made Him Attractive Have Now Made Him An Annoying Boyfriend
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
It started with a simple question.
"What should we do for Easter?"
And everything began to unravel.
"Oh, I was...
Local Woman Delves Into Bit Of Espionage By Using Insta On Laptop To Stalk New Boyfriend’s Ex
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
She knows she shouldn’t do it.
She really knows she shouldn’t do it.
Why purposely hurt her own feelings? For what?
But as her fingers hover...
Late Night Snap From Crush Sees Local Girl Busting Out The Makeup Brushes At 1 Am
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As she mindlessly scrolls through Tik Tok and wishes it had an auto-scroll option as her fingers are getting sore, local woman Leslie...
Scott Morrison Reminds Women To Avoid ‘Needless Anxiety’ Over Rapists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Seeing as how no one has mentioned climate change in a while, self-described ‘Social Media Ninja’ Scott Morrison, clocked on to his job...
Local Landscaper Treats Himself To The Bachelor’s Handbag For Friday Lunch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"We're on here boys" shouts local labourer, Jacko Morven (25) as he rolls back onto the worksite this arvo.
The crowd of workmates...
Aged Care Resident Attempts To Shank Someone In Bold Attempt To Get Decent Feed In Prison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A resident at a local Betoota aged care facility has opened up today about her bold plan to get a half decent meal.
Beryl...
Assignment Start Time To Be Pushed Back In Half Hour Increments Until 2 AM
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As the clock creeps past 12 pm, local bloke Ben Housten tells himself that he can’t start his assignment now and it’ll have...
Baby Staring Through Your Soul Just Adorable
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Food court patron Beatrice Olyphant (29) got more than she bargained for today as she ate her lunch in view of an adorable...
