Local Woman Looks Around Room To See If Anyone Heard Weird Noise After Yawn
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has accidentally made her best impression of Goofy today after failing to contain a wayward yawn.
It’s reported that Melissa Bunac...
Young Fella Embarks On First Foray Into Adulthood By Discovering What Pro-Rata Means
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
After years of hard work, sacrifices and many tubs of two minute noodles, third year uni student Isaac Peltman has officially landed his...
Local Boomer Claiming To Be Avid Gardener Blows Cover By Saying “Plants” Instead Of “Plarnts”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A local Boomer claiming to be a gardener has blown her cover today by accidentally referring to the green things in her garden as plants,...
Bloke Going Hell For Leather In Monday HIIT Class Must’ve Done Some Naughty Shit Over Weekend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
HIIT classes are filled with gym-goers of all fitness levels and abilities, but as one eager-beaver is showing, it’s also a place for people...
“These Kids With Their Bloody TikToks” Grumbles Man With Online Gambling And Porn Addictions
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Not that he remotely understands the video sharing social networking service, but Mark Walsh is pretty sure TikTok is addictive.
“They don’t even talk...
Local Publican Makes The Mistake Of Allowing An Underground Aussie Hip Hop Event In His Venue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local publican Blayne Carter (45) has this week decided that selling $5,000 worth of Woodstock Bourbon isn't worth the cleaning bill that comes...
Disposable Mask Chalks Up Its 100th Cap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A trusty surgical mask has today notched up an incredible milestone.
Nearly 6 months after first being purchased, the cheap disposable mask has...
Union Calls A Strike Following Installation Of New Healthy Vending Machine On-Site
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Old City District job site has been shut down today, after a 'dangerous safety incident.'
Work on the high rise construction...
Girls WILL Talk Later About Shocking Engagement Ring They Are Currently Cheering At
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A group of mates were put to the ultimate test today.
As group OG Josie Tan (26) showed off an engagement ring to her...
Dad’s Bunnings Trip Not Complete Until He’s Whacked A Bag Of Mulch
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As local dad Steven King walks to the counter with some gardening shears and a box of nails, he has an unsettling feeling...
