Failing Headlight Bulb Heroically Clings To Life Until Day Before Rego Inspection
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In a touching display of strength and determination, a failing headlight bulb has just made it to the day before a pink slip...
Local Girl Enters SILENT MODE While Channelling All Her Energy Into Not Throwing Up In Cab
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At age 27, you’d think local woman Sarah Gardiner would have worked out that slam shooting ten vodka lime sodas in the span...
Little Cousins Add Spice To Family Gathering By Performing Dance Routine To Very Explicit Song
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A family gathering has this weekend been thrown into a tailspin, as two cousins decided to throw an impromptu dance recital.
It’s alleged...
Local Man Saves Turtle From Having Straw Pulled Out Of Its Nose By Finding A Bin
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A heroic local man has today done his bit to save a big old sea turtle from the worst of humanity.
After enjoying a...
Housemate Who’s Subsidised By The Bank Of Mum And Dad Just Flat Out Leaving The Heater On All Day
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Joan of Arc Ladies College alumnus Rachel Bueren (21) states she has never considered herself a feminist, but is partaking in a radical...
A Side Of McNuggets Get The Call Up As Local Man Commits To This Naughty Meal
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It is clear as day to staff of Betoota Ponds Maccas that regular customer Aemon Trot (38) has had a flop of a...
Bill Gates Admits He’s Now Regretting Turning Down Clippy’s Offer Of Relationship Advice
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Bill Gates, or ‘Gatesy’ as he is known by his new mates down at the TAB, has admitted today that rejecting Clippy’s relationship...
Dad Still Getting Mileage Out Of Asking Vegan Daughter How They Milk Those Almonds
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In an interconnected world that has seen comedy become a faster moving industry than ever before, dads of Australia are grateful that some...
Local Woman On Keto Diet Just Having Strepsils For The Fuck Of It Now
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In a Wonkarian effort of confectionary creativity, local Keto dieter Sian Levy has claimed to have a sore throat in order to smash...
Bedtime Procrastination Sees Local Bloke Watching Pakistani Pool Building Videos At 3am
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After a long day at work, local bloke Ryan Peterson has found himself falling into a deep YouTube hole.
It’s alleged the 27-year-old engineer...
