Extremely Hungover Man Accidentally Enters Porn Genre Into Search Bar Of Food Delivery App
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local bloke Kip Blundstone (26) never thought he'd ever experience a hangover that topped the shopping trolley incident of 2019.
Waking up on the...
Aspiring Country Singer Kicks Career Off With Purchase Of A Lap Steel, Launchpad And Ableton
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights stock and station agent has chosen to follow his dreams next financial year and try his...
Local Girl Exits Cinema Feeling Powerful And Ready To Take On The World
EFFIE BATEMAN | South-East Corner | Contact
A local teen has today been completely rejuvenated after seeing a movie at the cinema, it’s reported.
Alicia Barrett...
Local Dad Helpfully Offers Cleaning The Garage As Perfect Solution For Childs Boredom Complaint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local child has made the mistake of complaining about his boredom within earshot of his dad, it’s reported.
Tyler Hodgins was having...
Country Bloke’s Description Of An Ideal Woman Sounds An Awful Lot Like His Mum
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A country bloke has today revealed he might be somewhat of a Freudian nightmare, after describing his ideal woman with words solely used...
Hair Ties Become An Official Form Of Currency In All-Girl Sharehouse
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact
Last year, a group of four friends decided to link up together in an all-gals sharehouse.
The four urban professionals from rather different walks...
Local Woman Relinquishes All Dignity and Crawls Entire Body Inside Doona Cover To Fit Corners
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local woman has discovered first hand the trials and tribulations of being an adult, after trying to fit a doona cover.
It’s alleged...
Barefoot Investor Mate In Large Group Makes Sure To Get The First Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A man whose phone always goes flat when it comes time to ordering a DiDi or Uber has weirdly made sure to be...
Local Woman Who Spewed In Her Cab Home Squashes Some Demons With Bit Of Sunday Arvo Gardening
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Bethany Wilson has done her best to get on the front foot this week.
After a night of copious drinking on Saturday, the...
Brisbane To Add Gender Reveal Burnouts Event If Olympics Bid Successful
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
As bidding for the rights to host the 2032 Olympics continues, the Queensland capital Brisbane looks a likely shot at hosting the games,...
