Millennial Posting About Finally Owning Home Makes Sure To Reference Being In A Lifetime Of Debt Haha
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A millennial that’s broken the mould by purchasing a home has made sure to keep in with his peers by referencing a lifetime...
1999 Blockbuster Hit ‘The Mummy’ Responsible For 90% Of Bi-Awakenings
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According to a new study, researchers have been able to pinpoint the exact moment 90% of millennials figured out they were bisexual.
Managing director...
US-Trained Afghan Army Fail To Defend US-Backed Afghan Government From US-Funded Afghan Warlords
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WE'VE DONE ALL WE CAN: US President Joe Biden says he stands squarely behind his decision to withdraw American troops from Afghanistan,...
“You’ll Be Fine” Says Dad, In Reference To A Pantry Made Up Of Products That Expired In 2016
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A bloke visiting his divorced father has discovered that the old man isn’t very good at looking after himself if his pantry is...
Mate In Canberra Lockdown At Least Has His Legal Cannabis Plant To Keep Him Company
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While people in more developed parts of the country like Queensland, Tasmania and the Democratic People's Republic of Western...
Suburban Father Forced To Put One On Dougie’s Chin After He Fails To Follow Safe Delivery Protocol
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A Betoota Heights father has been charged with assaulting popular pizza delivery man, Dougie, after the fast-food worker allegedly...
Nonna Reveals Hot Blooded Mediterranean Temper As Grandkids Get Within 1 Metre Of ‘Good Room’
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When it comes to visiting nonna, all those who frequent know there is one area that can’t be touched - the good room.
Designed...
Local Bloke Somehow Still Remembers A Few Lines Of Code From His Myspace Days
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A local bloke has today surprised himself by remembering a few lines of code from his RAWR era.
Dean Paytas was allegedly tasked...
Regional Dad Surprises Family By Offering Strange, Dark Tidbit About His Past
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Known for being a man of few words, Phil Lawson has offered little information about his past.
The mercurial father of three is said...
Third-Grade Prop Reckons He’s As Puffed As The Woman On The Spicy Cough Ad By The First Scrum
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A rugby stalwart from our town's Heights district reckons this cough going around mustn't be that bad because the...
