Horror As Local Woman Forgets To View Ex’s New Girlfriend’s Instagram Story Through Fake Burner Account
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Feeling that all familiar stab of fear at the pit of her stomach, local woman Tayla Fields glances at her Instagram profile icon...
Local Bachelor Now Only Getting Texts From His Close Friends Kogan, Dominoes And Craig Kelly
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As various social media and messaging platforms take over the tech landscape, it can be revealed that the initial form of messaging has...
Merciless Bully From High School Days Posts Heartwarming Words Of Support For R U OK Day
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A nasty bully known for tormenting the halls of Betoota Girls Grammar has today taken to Facebook to share some heartwarming words of...
Apprentice Told To Shut Up And Do Some Work After Revealing He’s Never Heard Of Happy Gilmore
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Local 1st-year carpentry apprentice, Sebastian, has today committed an immortal sin by vocalising the fact that he has no idea what the...
Local Bloke Says Ya Know It’s A Good Chinese Joint Because All The Asians Come Here Too
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Local car detailer, Roycey (28) has today imparted a little bit of wisdom on his uncultured workmates.
This comes as the three blokes...
Local Housemate Not So Cool Now They’re On Work Zoom
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Suburb renowned bongrat Tony Ricky (24) has taken a hit in the cool polls after the rest of his sharehouse overheard his corporate...
Elderly Italian Neighbour Swears Hitman Used To Live On This Block
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As gentrification continues the tradition of young renting millennials mingling with older immigrant homeowners the juiciest bit of neighbourhood lore is bound to...
Man Just Popping Over To Mate’s Place To Check On Him With Carton Of Piss And Two Fresh Decks
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State governments around the nation are beginning the arduous process of untangling the lockdown mess this week – and...
Family Popcorn Bowl Also The Family Vomit Bowl
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In the Johnston home, there are quite a few household items with multiple purposes.
For example, a biscuit tin makes a great storage...
Anti-Vaxxer Tells Plumber After Doing A Bit Of Research He Doesn’t Believe His Toilet Is Clogged
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A Betoota Heights man has today revealed just how easy it is to become an expert in something he previously knew nothing...
