Shopping Trip Completed By Hiding Price Tags From Dad
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A mother and daughter have today bonded over conspiring against a tight ass dad, who’s known for only ever purchasing new socks when...
Man Drinking Double Grapefruit Infused Hazy Malt IPA Turns His Nose Up At Girlfriend’s Seltzer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A trendy local office worker has offered himself up as a source of momentary amusement today.
The man who prides himself on not being...
Local Kid Completes Day Three of Stakeout Waiting For Sibling To Hit Them Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local child Ryan Fielding has done fucked up.
He thought it’d be funny to hit his older brother Nathan. And it was funny, only...
Type-1 Diabetic Urges People Not To Lump His Superior Kind In With The Unwashed Type-2s
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular local tradesman with a largely inconvenient auto-immune condition has made it clear to some new friends last...
Bold Plan To Write More Neatly Abandoned Just Three Pages Into New Notepad
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local woman Ayla Wilson is ready to turn a new leaf and become that neat person she’s always wanted to be.
As someone who...
Husband Returns Backrub At 20% Effort
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
After a long, tedious day at work, sometimes it’s nice to relax a little with a glass of wine and an impromptu massage.
For...
Bloke Who Just Got Released After 8 Year Stint Says These Gambling Ads Are Fucking Criminal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Breathing fresh air for the first time in eight years, recently ex-convict Col Tooth (44) states he is adjusting to life on the...
JB Hi-Fi Celebrates Hiring First Employee To Not Have Spacer Earrings In Their 47-Year History
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Electronics retailer JB Hi-Fi has this week celebrated a surprise milestone during the pandemic, with the revelations that their Betoota Heights franchise...
Office Boomer Says You Can Pry The USBs From His Cold Dead Hands Before He Uses Cloud Technology
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Old mate Richard Evans is bloody sick of all this talk about converting to cloud technology. Not because he doesn’t understand how it...
Local Girl Scrolls Through 6 Month Old Messages To Analyse Trajectory Of Failed Relationship
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
When it comes to matters of the heart, sometimes well-adjusted people can act a little crazy.
One such person is local woman Sheree Tubbs,...
