Local Woman Discussing Celebrity Hall Pass Getting Pretty Intense With What She’d Let Him Do
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A local woman has today gotten pretty full on with her description of things she’d let her celebrity hall pass do, it’s reported.
This...
Last Minute Mouthful Of Blue Cheese Deemed Adequate Stomach Lining For 3 Bottles Of Prosecco
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After a long week of filing insurance claims, local girl Ali Grabham has officially declared that she’d getting fucking lit tonight.
So far, it...
Smoko Van Lady Persuades Entire Worksite To Get Their Jabs By Cracking Joke About Small Pricks
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As the different states around Australia begin to hit exciting milestones in the jab roll-out, the attention is now turning to the worrying...
Best Friend Of Jilted Woman Glares Across The Bar At Local Fuckboy Like Tony Montana
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Local fuckboy, Dennis Merrill (28) has felt the warm breath of Haedes down his spine this evening.
After a rocky break up with an...
Bloke Who Grew Up Watching Hours Of Pokémon Each Morning Bans His Kids From Listening To K-Pop
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With Korean pop now the most popular form of music infiltrating the ears and minds of the Australian youth, local sportswear retailer Kimbo...
Delusional Woman Entertains Thoughts That Boyfriend Must Be Picking Up A Nice Gift At 7pm On Friday
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Wishful thinking is often a one way street to disappointment and a quick lesson in lowering expectations. Though in Freya’s case, the bar...
Gladys Crams Her 117 Different Work Blazers Into Local Vinnies Bin Before Heading Out For A “Picnic”
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The former Premier of New South Wales has bid farewell to a small pile of clothing that once defined...
Work Colleague Tells You Entire Plot Of Movie You’d Really Like
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Inside the digital walls of a workplace in Betoota’s Old City District office administrator Anne Patterson (49) has shared a very important update...
Local Bloke Prepares To Inherit $3M Workers Cottage After Waving At The Nonna Down His Street
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Local Betoota IT professional, Paddy Kilmartin (29) knows there's only a few things certain in this world.
One, this government will tax him until...
Bartender Prepares Her Vintage SS Uniform Now That Every Unvaxxed Idiot Reckons She’s A Nazi
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A local hospitality employee in our French Quarter is today preparing herself for the silly season.
"It's going to be a big one,"...
