Distant Coos From Plover Bird Clear Sign Local Woman Has Bended A Little Too Long
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A young Betoota Heights local has today learned just how cruel and unrelenting mother nature can be after attempting to pull an all-nighter,...
Katter Says The Key To Limiting Carbon Emissions Is Those Big Red River Gums, But Ya Can’t Camp Under Em Because Those Branches Have A Mind Of Their Own,...
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As the National Party wraps up three days of fierce debate over whether or not they believe the science presented that indicates burning...
Hungover Uncle Identified As ’The Golden Goose’ For Kids With Fundraiser Choccies To Offload
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A local group of children have learnt a good and honest lesson about capitalism today whilst trying to offload the last of their...
People Pleaser Takes On 3rd Degree Burns Rather Than Tell Hairdresser What’s Happening To Scalp
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For local woman Millie Connor, the idea of being assertive leaves her feeling a little anxious.
Having grown up in a household where she...
Boyfriend Describes Repulsive Human Being As A ‘Good Bloke Deep Down’
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A Betoota Heights local has today exhibited some pretty questionable morals by vehemently defending his shifty mate, it’s reported.
James Gretchen is alleged...
Guided Meditation Reminds Local Woman How Many Personalities Are Knocking About Up There
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Betoota woman April Bing decided to try her hand at guided meditation this week.
According to Bing, the constant noise of modern living led...
A Bruised And Bloodied Scotty Asks If His Colleagues Can Stop Throwing Him Under The Bus Every 5 Minutes
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The Prime Minister is recovering after being thrown under a passing bus this afternoon by another one of his...
Mum Just Wants To Go Back To Good Old Days When Her Wild Sister Was Caught Up In JFK Conspiracies Instead Of Medical Misinformation
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After a very long year of snap lockdowns, extended lockdowns and shifted jab roll-out targets - hundreds of thousands of families across Australia...
Wall Riding Usos Claim To Have Had An Awesome Night Out Despite Not Saying One Word To Anyone
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Betoota's popping Roma Hills nightlife precinct was apparently the place to be on Saturday night.
That's according to a squad of local usos who...
Regional Dad To Stubbornly Hold Onto Disintegrating Wallet Until Next Birthday
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A regional dad has today been spotted with a wallet that is falling apart so badly, you’d think it was fifty years old.
Steve...
