Hunter Valley Limo Drivers Give The Sick Bucket A Rinse Before Sydney Hens Parties Return
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
With flocks of Sydney Hens parties about to flood the Hunter Valley, local limo drivers are reportedly giving their collection of...
ICAC Goes Behind Closed Doors As Gladys Reveals When She And Daryl Started Farting Around Each Other
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The inquiry into whether former Gladys Berejiklian breached public trust has moved behind closed doors this afternoon, as the former NSW Premier continues...
Private Girls School Shatter The Glass Ceiling With “I Wish That All The Fellas…” Chant
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Students of Betoota Grove Girl’s College have been checked for minor cuts and lacerations after completely obliterating the glass ceiling earlier today.
On a...
Americanisation Of Australia Complete After Local Man Lets Off A Few Rounds During Halloween
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota resident Clive Crook (43) is bleeding a different type of red, white and blue today as he takes Halloween to new levels...
Motorist Implements New Cost Saving Measure By Topping Fuel Tank Up With Bit Of Top Shelf Vodka
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the petrol price skyrockets around the country and the world, Betoota Plains man Phil Phoden reckons he has found a way to...
Local Dad Responds To Deeply Sensitive Text Message About Personal Hardships With “Gotch ya’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local Betoota Grove dad has today made it abundantly clear to his 19-year-old daughter that he is there for her.
58-year-old fumigator, Bob...
Mum Just Calling To Confirm She’s Got You Locked In For 6 Full Weeks At Home This Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the nation prepares for the annual summer holidays, mums right around the country are today just calling in to check that they...
“You Know If It’s Over 40° We Have To Go Home Right?” Says Smart Arse Queensland High Schooler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the summer heatwaves begin to ramp up, one of Queensland's most learned high school students has today given his form room teacher...
Facebook Community Group Admin Turns Off Comments After Local Beautician References ‘Apartheid’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local information exchange moderator has today had to act quickly to try and avoid a full-blown virtual punch-up.
Rochelle Barnes, the admin...
Multi-Millionaire Real Estate Agent Mate Struggles to Add Any Depth to Trivia Team
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Real Estate Agent has proven himself to be the weakest link, after struggling to offer any general knowledge to...
