Moving Fiddle Leaf Fig One Centimetre Kickstarts Rapid And Unstoppable Descent Into Death
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
A Betoota Grove couple have today learnt the hard way that fiddle leaf figs are impossible to please and should only be left...
Greyhound Driver Hits Intercom To Tell Surprisingly Interesting Yarn About This Stretch Of Highway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
A greyhound driver has today held an entire bus captive to his random musings, including some very interesting education about the highway.
It’s alleged...
Man Orders Some Anti-Ageing Cream After Stepping Into Nightclub For 1st Time Since Pandemic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man is grappling with his mortality today, after ending up in a rather uncomfortable situation last night.
Betoota Heights local Robert Blinken...
Aunty Finds It Hilarious That Hubby Isn’t Capable Of Basic Prerequisites Of Fatherhood
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
As she works her way through a pile of dishes that appear to have been lightly doused in water, a humorous Linda Spencer...
‘Sorry About The Mess’ Says Friend Referring To Single Piece Of Lint On Car Floor
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A Brisbane local has today apologised for being a disgusting pig, after picking up her mate in a car that didn’t look like...
Guitar Shop Now Accepting “Free Exposure From Playing At Cousin’s Wedding” As A Form Of Payment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the cryptocurrencies now entering the mainstream, a vast number of Australian retailers are now accepting forms of payment that are neither plastic...
Hometown Facebook Drama Spicy Enough For Girl Who Moved To City Years Ago To Make Some Calls
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A former country girl turned city professional is glued to her phone today, taking voyeuristic pleasure in witnessing some seriously spicy...
Local Chippy Winds Down Window On 2020 Hilux To Tell Stressed Cousin Her ATAR Doesn’t Mean Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Year 12 student has felt a wave of relief wash over her body this evening, after some choice words from her...
Office Trainwreck Regales Wild Weekend Stories To Bemused Boomer Colleagues
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
The token office trainwreck has today regaled some pretty wild stories to her boomer colleagues, after spending a weekend away with some mates,...
Local Man Spends Entire Family Dinner Debunking Click Bait Article Parents Saw On Internet
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Gritting his teeth, a local bloke figures he’s got at least thirty minutes before his parents either have an argument or rant about...
