Single Girl Reassesses Whether Jude-Law-In-The-Holiday Might Be Unrealistic Criteria For Dating
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If you've watched one too many romantic comedies, chances are you’ve had a crush on Jude Law at some point.
There’s preppy rich boy...
Group Of Woo Girls Overcome With Jealousy As Cute Bartender Starts Charming Other Patrons Too
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It's never a nice feeling to know you've been played, and for some Betoota Grove girls, that startling realisation can be even worse...
Sshhhh Local Sex Machine Can’t Say Too Much About Schoolies Around Mum, But Yeah
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A formerly awkward teenager has returned back to town after schoolies week with a bit of swag, and a new pair of...
Local Dads Spotify Yearly Wrap Gives Perfect Summary Of A Year In Lockdown With Toddlers
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A local dad has unfortunately been one of the few people who didn’t appreciate their Spotify wrapup, which was yet another reminder that...
Local Woman Avoids New Anti-Trolling Laws By Launching A Smear Campaign The Old Fashioned Way
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With the proposed new anti-trolling laws set to make it increasingly harder for keyword warriors to voice their thoughts without repercussion, some people...
Well-Raised Local Woman Feels Stab Of Guilt For Not Saying Please To Voice-Activated Assistant
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A local woman has today grappled with an irrational sense of guilt, when they dared to ask a voice assistant to turn the...
Local Girl Gets Tongues Wagging With Strategic Debut Of Mystery Linen Shirt Boy In Insta Story
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An explosive Instagram story set group chats alight over the weekend, after a new mystery man was given his social media...
‘Should We Lift Off’ Asks Bloke Who Forgot He’s Out With His Work Mates And Not His Usual Crew
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A bloke has tonight made the mortal mistake of forgetting he's out with the work crew and not his usual derelict mates, it's...
Arrival Of Small Town Show Inspires Local Dad To Buy New Bike Locks
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A local Dad is rushing to head to the shops this morning, after learning the Royal Betoota Show is about to...
Warhammer Nerd From School Unveils New Personality As A Suburban Powerlifter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An unassuming high school nerd has debuted a bold brand refresh this week, announcing to the social mediasphere that he now...
