Inner-City Leftie Finds Himself In That Strange Place Again Where He Agrees With Andrew Bolt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young man from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter is on the same page as Andrew Bolt, something he...
Cash Only Cafe Makes The Local Pub’s ATM Sound A Lot Closer Than It Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In an increasingly cashless economy, it seems the only use for physical cash is to place in a teenagers birthday card.
For regional...
Woman Lends RFS A Hand With Backburning And Tosses Her Durry Out The Window
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In a touching performance of civic duty, a local woman has decided to take time out of her busy schedule to help prevent...
Bucks Party’s Mandatory Posh English Bloke Actually Quite A Pig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An assortment of men who don't really like each other have descended upon Betoota's popular Roma Hills nightlife precinct this weekend, to celebrate...
Public Servant With Long Term Permanent Position Laughs In The Face Of Performance Manager
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The Department of Main Roads and Transport Office in Betoota Heights was the scene of a heated stand-off a short time ago.
The...
Kid Whose Parents Spent Footy Boot Money On Pokies Glad To Learn It Should Filter Back To Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
An aspiring Socceroo has today spoken to The Advocate about the prospect of playing soccer in joggers for the foreseeable future.
Tim 'Timbo'...
Hungover Uncle Reluctantly Accepts Toddler Niece’s Offer Of A Soggy Half-Eaten Cracker
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A hungover uncle has today had to cave into peer pressure, when he was offered a token of apology from a toddler.
It’s alleged...
Nonna’s Plate Of Chopped Up Fruit Slices Ruined By Distinct Taste Of Onion
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local child has today learnt a hard lesson in deception after an afternoon spent playing video games has resulted in onion tainted...
Fitness First Franchise Under Fire For Not Playing Shitty Rnb Music From Ten Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A Betoota Ponds Fitness First is in some serious trouble today after it was discovered that none of the TV’s were playing shitty...
White Boy Singing ‘Redbone’ In Beer Garden Has Changed A Few Lyrics Funnily Enough
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Patrons at Old City District Brewery ‘Dad Shed Brewing Co’ had a look behind the smoke and mirrors of showbiz today as it...
