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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visit to a local weed dealer has this week confirmed all stereotypes about this particular line of work. Betoota Heights man, Bretto (28), had not purchased cannabis since high school - and had really hoped the herb would be legalised before he ever had to sit on a drug dealers couch again. However, with a stoner cousin visiting from...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government's key housing policy is set to pass parliament after coming out second best in a game of chicken with the Greens. The government needed the support of the Greens to pass the legislation, which has sat idle for nearly 6 months after the Greens made it clear they would not be signing of anything until the government...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The Indigenous Voice To Parliament appears to be tearing apart the Liberal Party and pushing the National Party further into irrelevance, The Member For Kennedy has thrown his two cents into the debate. As the only Federal Politician who will not face any repercussions from this referendum, regardless of the result, Bob Katter has very little skin in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With 100 different morons getting stung for a $489 bucks a week for speeding down the school zone end of Betoota's main drag, one would think that maybe the South Betootavilla High would've gotten some fans in the demountables. School zones are being policed with a top priority throughout Queensland, with the state government introducing new extra-vigilant speed cameras...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An easily persuaded upper-middle class voter has today begun preparing for what could very well be the end of the world: the possibility of one line in Australia's 25-page Constitution being altered to install an Indigenous Advisory Body within Parliament House. Semi-retired roof tile retailer, Bernard Abetz (67) hasn't actually met any Aboriginal people in his life, but he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian man who has been living in the Land Of The Rising Sun will not be able to feel like home again, after Australia's national carrier fucked up over. This follows the news that a regulatory probe that could see Qantas fined as much as $600 million for allegedly selling tickets on 8000 cancelled “ghost” flights in 2022. Meaning,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a momentous occasion Australia's most famous queer precinct, the old Darlinghurst Police Station is now home to Sydney's LGBTQIA+ History Museum. This week's ribbon cutting ceremony was a testament to the hard work of the community's elder gays, who have been committed to preserving and celebrating the diverse stories of the LGBTQIA+ community. The site bears great importance to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!! Hollywood actress Meg Ryan has permitted her iconic 'orgasm scene' from the 1989 romcom 'When Harry Met Sally' be used an advertising materials for the 'Yes Campaign' ahead of Australia's historic Indigenous Voice to parliament referendum. Meg Ryan, 61, says as a supporter of basic human rights and equality - it's the least she...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the desperate delusions of the Melbourne media and his most critical voters, Dan Andrews is set to remain Premier of Victoria for the next ten elections at least. Given the reputation that Labor government's have for descending into corrupt dictatorships after more than ten years in uninterrupted power, this political prediction is not necessarily very good news. But unfortunately...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of partygoers remain stranded at the iconic Burning Man festival, after a storm left roads closed and swamped the entire site with mud and water. Authorities remain hopeful that the muddy roads will soon reopen within the week, and allow attendees to begin their exodus from the northern Nevada desert. However, as of today emergency services insist...