Australian Greens Remain As Committed As Ever To Isolating Their Party From Normal People
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Just months have haemorrhaging 75% of their sitting Parliamentarians in an election bloodbath, the Australian Greens are back doing what they do best:
That...
Melbourne Media Shocked To Learn A Reformed Gangster Rapper With Over 400 Songs May Have Had Some Dicey Lyrics In The 90s
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The next couple months represent a real learning moment for Melbourne's media - as they strive to look past the sugar hits that...
Kelly’s Irish Pub Covers Entire Venue With Plastic Sheets In Preparation For The Mudgee Magic Round
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As the top-of-the-table Canberra Raiders inch closer to the team's first minor premiership in 35 years, the entire code will be watching their...
Australia’s New Social Media Laws Also Requires Users To Lie About About How Much They’ve Had To Drink
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Australia is just months away from becoming one of the first democracies on the planet to implement a social media ban for users...
Local Saffa Retires To His Secret Second Living Room To Sulk About The Weekend’s Sporting Results
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Local South-African-Australian, Eugène Terre'Blanche (43) has not been this disappointed in his home country since certain shifts in the political landscape forced his...
Unions To Boycott Productivity Round Table After Leaked Documents Show Chalmers Is Only Providing The Povo Non-Cream Arnotts
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The Federal Treasurer's "Productivity Round Table" will be held in Canberra this week - with representatives from major industries, politics, business councils and...
St Kilda Original Still Blames Scotty Cam For All These Fuckwit Yuppies Moving In
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Local motorocycle mechanic, Duke Inkerman (70) has lived in St Kilda since well before the invention of the Myki card.
He stood in the...
More Leaked Documents From Treasury Shows Jim Chalmers Could Be Keen For Spag Bol For Dinner
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A leaked Treasury document has revealed a number of recommended outcomes for Jim Chalmers' current dinner plans.
Spag bol appears to be at...
Food Delivery Cyclist Really Enjoying His Studies At University Of Southern Tasmania’s 20 Square Metre Melbourne Campus
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Greg* (name-changed) has been living in Australia as an international student for a year now, and he loves it.
By night, he's a food...
Local Conservative Will Never Forgive PM For Validating The Theory That Protesting Sometimes Works
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Local conservative Australian, Pangus Howstello, (62, Betoota Grove) says he doesn't give a shit about what's happening in the Middle East.
He's always believed...
