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“So This Is A.I, Huh?” Says Jim Chalmers, As Treasury Staff Introduce Him To Alexa On The 2017 Echo Dot

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers is making sure that he's more than prepared for Parliament's upcoming economic reform roundtable. The summit, which has been the...

Canberra Bloke Not Really Inconvenienced By Broken Phone Because There’s Only A Few Places His Mates Could Be

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the era of full blown digital-dependence, the city of Canberra is one of the last places on earth where you can get...

Boomer Land-Bankers Hold High Hopes For Nest Egg After Single Mum Down The Street Gets Priced Out

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Money, money, money" chants semi-retired white goods retailer, Tony Marlow. "In a rich man's world. Hahahaha" He hugs his wife with so much enthusiasm...

2025 Logies Correctly Confirms That Fisk Is A Terrific Sitcom

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that validates the feelings of all Australian TV audiences, this year's TV Week Logie Awards has confirmed that Fisk is really...

Aussie Kids To Resume Watching Judge Judy and M*A*S*H Reruns As Government Bans YouTube For Under 16s

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has vowed to protect their young people from the brain-rot of online algorithms, and has heralded a return to the...

The Qantas Brand Almost Fucked Enough For Government To Stop Protecting Them From High Speed Rail

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Less than a month after more than 6 million Qantas customers had their personal data hacked by faceless cyber criminals, the nation is...

Local Teenager Experiences Major Male Canon Event By Punching Out His First Solo Graveyard Shift

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 19-year-old Lennox Messi (Betoota Heights) is now a man. This comes after the local school-leaver found himself immersed in the reposeful tranquility that comes...

Tech Giant To Sue Australia For Not Letting Young People Ruin Their Brain’s Reward Systems With Endless Screen Time

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia gently navigates the ever-changing terms of a trade deal with the Trump administration, it seems that one major tech giant is...

Albo Secures Long-Awaited Meeting With Trump By Inviting Him For A Game At The Royal Marrickville

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister has finally silenced his political opponents who have been making fun of his inability to lock in a meeting...

Homosexuals, Queenslanders And Italians Join Forces To Deliver The Veronicas To Their Rightful Place In Australian Music History

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The twin sisters of Australian power-pop have been officially recognised as one the greatest musical acts in the nation's history. That's according to Triple...

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