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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of the federal election campaign, political analysts say the media can expect a lot more new faces fronting cameras in the next few weeks. Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese's Covid isolation has done wonders for the Labor brand over the last week, giving his lesser...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally addressed what looks to be a key issues are taking to the ballot this election: wage stagnation. The PM has hit back at Anthony Albanese over this issue, as the media scrum finally focuses on the cost-of-living rather than the gotchya questions that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese's embarrassing cash rate gaffe appears to be a distant memory in the 2022 Federal Election campaign, after news broke that the Morrison Government were too busy vilifying transgender people to realise that China had formed a security pact with the Solomon Islands. On top of this, the Liberal Party appears to be haemorrhaging votes from their moderate...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As domestic travel fires back up, the aviation sector is back in full flight. And with that comes the political propaganda of obscure in-flight and lounge entertainment options brainwashing every day Australians with pointless culture war talking points and the unbridled fetishisation of Scott Morrison. After powering through the Easter teething pains, Aussie airports are once again packed with excited...

Despite spending the last couple years provoking China in an effort to show voters that only Scott Morrison is big and strong enough to protect us from the scary Asians, it seems that the Australian government failed to prevent one our closest Pacific neighbours from signing a security pact with the Chinese. In even weirder news, the Scotty and Foreign...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese's COVID-19 diagnosis and subsequent has caused a major disruption to his election campaign, as the Opposition Leader must now isolate at home for 7 days just as he was finding his feet. While the Labor party say that they have prepared for Albo's inevitable battle with this virus, it is commonly acknowledged that President Trump's 2020 campaign...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the closest thing that could be considered a positive news story, Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has tested positive to COVID-19. These revelations have resulted in furious shouting and sighing in commercial network newsrooms right around the country, as journalists realise they must now disobey their corporate oligarch owners and publish headlines about Albanese that aren’t strictly painting him...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the election campaign well and truly underway, our federal Politicians are being chased around the countryside by junior journalists who realise that Australia's dwindling regional media is in such a bad state that they are never leaving their hometowns unless they can make a name for themselves asking pointless gotcha questions to politicians who are trying to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are one of the 80% of Australians who get their news from one of the many NewsCorp TV programmes or newspapers, then you would be very well aware that Labor leader Anthony Albanese is an idiot who doesn't know shit. Yesterday, Albo's spectacular economic own goal is serious and won't be easily erased, after the leader of the opposition...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Federal Election underway, journalists are today excitedly firing gotcha questions at both the Prime Minister and the Opposition leader. Whether its the cash rate, the price of bread, or unemployment statistics - the leaders of the major parties are in for a long six weeks of journalists swinging cricket bats at them. However, one thing that is...