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Political Reporter Horribly Offended By Mild Criticism Of His Role In The Death Of Journalism

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An embattled Aussie journo has today doubled down, after taking personal offence to the Australian public's growing frustration with the low-rent gotcha questions currently dominating the election news cycle. Previously unknown political reporter, Keegan Gumlock, says the mild criticism of his calculatedly shallow and self-promotional approach to journalism has hurt his feelings deeply - and he has no option...

PM Accidentally Giggles As Voter Tearfully Describes His Nan’s Preventable Death In Aged Care

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government's re-election campaign has taken blow after blow this week, with voters making it clear they are not too impressed by the PM's blatant refusal to outline any plans to fix aged care, the housing affordability crisis, or instate an Independent Federal ICAC. With the polls stacked against him, and Murdoch's relentless propaganda unable to brainwash voters...

“You Can’t Trust Someone You Don’t Know” Says PM Whose Name We Learnt After He Knifed Turnbull

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who became the Prime Minister of Australia after knifing his previous leader behind close doors, has warned Australians that voting for anyone but him would be a risk, because his name has better brand recognition. With two weeks left to go on the Federal Election campaign, the Australian media has joined their preferred candidate Scott Morrison in...

PM Says Corruption Watchdog Is A Bad Idea Because Most Of His Colleagues Can’t Fight For Shit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again today rubbished the Australian public's demands for a powerful national anti-corruption watchdog, using very careful ten dollar words that most punters don't understand. The PM said a Federal ICAC (Independent Commission Against Corruption) could turn Australian into “some kind of public autocracy” - which is a politician's way of saying that he...

Boomer Says Toughen Up Because He Once Paid 17% Interest On A Home That Cost Less Than A Rav4

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that could see up to 300,000 Australians default on their mortgages, The Reserve Bank has increased interest rates for the first time in more than 11 years, with a 25-basis-point hike taking the cash rate target to 0.35 per cent. With Australians growing anxious about years of economic strife ahead, Australia's media families are doing their very best...

“Independents Will Cause Chaos In Parliament” Says Coalition Of Liberals, LNP, Nats, Craig Kelly

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the wave of inner-city climate-focused Independents continue to grow momentum with unprecedented numbers of grassroots volunteers, the Morrison Government are now under attack from all angles. With Labor making a move on their conservative working class electorates with promises of cheaper medicine and aged care reform, there is also a bleeding out of votes from their more moderate...

PM Wonders If Spending $250 On Another Extravagant Curry Will Convince Voters He’s One Of Them

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the saying goes 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it'. This mantra appears to hold true to the Morrison Government's PR machine, who have decided that Scotty From Marketing doesn't need to do much else this election campaign except dress up like a tradie and provide the public with non-stop coverage of what he is cooking for dinner. Unfortunately,...

Tim Wilson MP Chucks Another Rich Boy Tantrum After Goldstein Voter Compares Him To King Joffrey

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The propagandists at the Herald Sun and Sky News are in panic mode this week, after a new poll in the once-safe Victorian seat of Goldstein points to a tie on the primary vote between the current Liberal MP Tim Wilson MP and his independent challenger Zoe Daniel. If the vote remains at 33% each on election day, the...

Ed Husic MP Willing To Debate Liberal Opponent At Blacktown Station, 9PM, No Cameras, No Blades

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the election campaign heats up in the suburban outskirts, Scotty From Marketing is appearing at every ethnic community club he can crack a bait to, as well as constantly stoking religious culture wars over issues that affect maybe 4-5 people in the entire country. In the outer-metropolitan parts of Sydney and Brisbane, there are two types of seats....

Older Voter So Terrified Of Change He’s Now Questioning Own Definition Of Absolute Incompetence

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last election was an easy decision for local post-war voter Dickie Smythe (68). It was either vote for a stronger economy and stability, or vote for a pedophile cabal that wants to bleed him of his hard earned cash with higher taxes and death duties. However, this time around, not even the hysterical NewsCorp front pages and grainy Facebook memes...

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