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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Greens rapidly pivot into a force to be reckoned with in Parliament House, it seems that party is in dire need of polishing up their usage of puns and lingo - like the other major parties. Never one for descending into kitsch or bogan messaging, the Greens are now accutely aware that things need to change...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg today concedes defeat to an Independent teal challenger in Kooyong, the Liberal Party has officially lost their next cab in the rank for leadership. Liberals are preparing for a leadership change to Peter Dutton, after several NewsCorp commentators explained to them that Scott Morrison’s loss of heartland blue-ribbon seats was a result of not...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has been sworn in as Australia's 31st prime minister, with the Labor taking control of the Federal Government takes power after almost a decade of Abbott, Turnbull and Morrison. And with that, Australians are preparing themselves to once again witness an overly excited Labor Party implode to the ambitions of factional wreckers who think that just about...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Federal Elections comes to a close, locals to the southern island confirm they are looking forward to being forgotten about again for the next 3 years. Just like their wildlife, Tasmania as human settled is quite unique when compared to the mainland. With a range of unique issues - including a housing crisis, 11% youth unemployment, and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the first time a non-Liberal MP has been elected to represent the electorate. Ms Daniel is one of several so-called "teal" independents who received funding from major climate change advocates, as well as thousands of individual donars. Incumbent MP Tim Wilson is still refusing to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony Albanese MP, an Italian-Australian from the Sydney flight path suburb of Marrickville. Albanese claimed victory on Saturday, with the remaining vote count indicating he just may achieve the 76 seats required to form a majority government. Ironically, this now means that the former houso...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's 'traditional media' heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before, after realising they have absolutely zero influence over the Australian public, and even less insight into their actual lives. This follows the news that their beloved puppet Scott Morrison has been forced to concede at the 2022 Federal Election It is not yet known...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOWEST LOWS: In a last ditch effort to remind Australians just how badly our national security is being managed under a Morrison Government, the Liberal Party have today sent out millions of text messages to marginal seats informing voters that a boat full of brown people has been intercepted in the ocean somewhere. This comes after Border Force confirms...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local small business-owner from Betoota Heights has today willingly offered his election predictions, while transporting a passenger to Betoota Base Airport at peak hour. 67-year-old cab driver, Weston Pitt (Flight Path District), says judging by what he’s picking up off the people he’s been picking up, it’d be worth putting money on the fact that it’s probably over...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberals now strategically keeping Scotty away from any of their blue ribbon seats that are threatened by Independents, there are very few Liberal Party heavyweights left in this government that could possibly join Dave Sharma, Trent Zimmerman, Josh Frydenberg, Tim Wilson or Jason Fallinski in their desperate campaigning. Polls are showing that the Liberal Party may lose...