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David Pocock Begrudgingly Begins Googling Canberra Wedding Venues

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The likeliness of same-sex marriage being legalised before the new year has resulted in a collective sigh from the nation's straight men who...

Bloke From The ABS Pretty Happy With How Well He Handled His Fifteen Minutes

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Bureau of Statistics head statistician, David Kalisch is reportedly still pretty chuffed after unwittingly delivering one of the most important messages for civil rights...

No Campaign Returns To Their Safe Space

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Since the ABS announced almost two-thirds of Australia voted in favour of marriage equality in the postal plebiscite, no campaigners around the...

Gay Man Probably Still Going To Root Blokes Even If Abbott Gets His Way Tomorrow

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gay, Bazza, is probably still going to keep rooting other blokes, even if former Prime Minister Tony Abbott and his Christian lobbyists...

Prince William All Good To Pop By Mt Druitt Next Royal Visit, Confirms Kurtley

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The unofficial King Of The Druitt has today confirmed that Diana's son is a good enough bloke, and he'd love to catch up...

Report: Better Let This Pan Soak Overnight, Or Until Someone Else Has To Deal With It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the CSIRO has found that a particularly tough pan or pot is best left to soak in lukewarm soapy...

Suburban Australian Bachelor Vastly Increases Tinder Strike Rate With New Fishing Photo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After not finding much like with a photo of his car, a photo of himself snowboarding with sunglasses on in 2007, or a...

Pauline Scouts Outside Gates Of Wacol Prison Looking For Potential One Nation Candidates

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has spent the day waiting outside Brisbane Correctional Centre looking for any paroled offenders who look like they...

Out-Of-Towner Cooks It On Tamworth 45 Degree Parking Spot

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT East Tamworth was the sight of a disgraceful display today as out-of-towner Thomas Casey (25) absolutely cooked it trying to park...

Real Estate Agent Truly Humbled With The Industry Award He Won After Paying $5k For A Table

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man that has essentially made a living by opening doors and smiling at soon-to-be debt-riddled young families has today realised that...

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