Brisbane Man Hospitalised After Truthfully Telling Bouncer How Many Drinks He’s Had
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After a big day on the cans, a proud Brisbane man has drawn a line in the sand, and refused to lie about...
Mum Shows Just How Serious She Is By Pulling A U-Turn In The Middle Of An Intersection
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Short of physically striking her own children, local mum Deborah Maley has taken things about as far as you can when it comes...
Clag Truck Quietly Idles Out The Back Of Flemington Stables
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It's the biggest day of the year for Australian racing, Melbourne Cup. The race that stops the nation.
With over 15 million bets expected...
Nation’s Bookies Expecting To Make Over $200 Million On The One With The Pretty Colours
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Since 1861, The Melbourne Cup has been officially recognised as perhaps the only race that draws the attention of both the country and...
Hot Surfie Avoids Stigma Of Homelessness Because His 1987 Hiace Has A Mattress In It
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A sun-kissed vagrant that bathes in public toilets and charges his phone at McDonalds is still a dreamboat, according to local girls.
After three...
Junior Advertising Creative Describes Himself As A ‘Writer’ On Tinder
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After nine-months unpaid interning, Aaron Loxton (22) has taken the first creative liberty of his new career as a junior copywriter by editing...
Oppressed Middle Class White Man Now Free From Shackles Of Persecution After Voting No
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A downtrodden and exploited member of the nation's oppressed white middle class has today raised a proverbial fist salute in defiance of the...
Fuck Yeah: The Jacarandas Are Back On
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In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda trees are back in bloom.
The jacaranda is a genus of...
New Mum Not Happy With Anything Other Than 8-Wheel Israeli-Made Kevlar Infant Stroller
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A new mother from Betoota's rapidly gentrifying light industrial district, Betootaville, has made it clear to her parents, husband and friends that her...
Local Dads Reconcile Hatred Of Americanized Holidays With Spare Hour To Tip A Few
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A group of local dad's in Betoota's inner-city have spent months detesting the fact that their partners and children feel the need...
