Dastyari Says Twitter Was Hacked After Liking Chinese Propaganda At 2am
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Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has blamed a hacker “making mischief” for an out-of-character like on his Twitter profile discovered early this morning.
As celebrations...
Teenage Girl Literally Can’t Deal, Even After Being Shown How To During Poker Night
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A local school leaver has confirmed that she literally can't deal, even after being shown how to by people who do know how...
Bloke Who Just Said The Wrong Thing Not Being Helped By Immature Mate In Peripherals
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A man who just tore open some old wounds while talking to someone he hasn't seen in a while, is now currently backpedaling...
“Phase One Complete” Says Militant Homosexual
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The leader of a vast secret network of homosexual terrorists hellbent on corrupting Australian family values to their very core has today ordered...
Bloke With Sense Of Humour Got Nothing On His Old Man
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Rising star in the Betoota comedy scene, Ryan Bosovic (25,) was shocked by claims made by his father Nikola Bosovic (52) who earlier...
Lyle Shelton Says He’s Enjoying His New Job Making Women Cry Outside Abortion Clinics
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After having to surrender in his fight to protect the freedom of speech of 5 million voters and the futures of all Australian...
Suspiciously Cold Inbox From Old Schoolmate Shows Early Signs Of Pyramid Scheme Pitch
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When Leroy Davidson got a message from a girl, who he went to school with but didn’t know particularly well, he was...
Local Man Suspects His Baldness Is God Punishing Him For Having An Undercut In The 90s
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Local roofer and devout God botherer, Mike Moses, believes he and many others are being punished by the big man upstairs, for...
Abbott Refuses To Come Out Of His Room To Vote On Same-Sex Marriage Bill
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is reportedly refusing to leave his bedroom of his Canberra apartment today, as the lower house reach the...
Iconic Groper Spotted At Clovelly Beach Over The Weekend
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An iconic Australian groper was reported to have travelled all the way into the shallow waters at Clovelly beach over the weekend, after...
