Yummy Mummy Hospitalised After Witnessing Dog Being Walked Without Leash
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A Betoota Heights woman has been taken to hospital in a critical but stable condition after suffering a heart attack. It is believed...
Gay Man With Asperger’s Completely Unaccountable For His Actions
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A gay man with a mild case of Asperger's is basically immune from any sort of accountability, it has been confirmed.
Kon Bacey (40)...
Aussie Bank Executive Swallows Poison After Being Asked For Comment On Royal Commission
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A high-ranking executive from a big 4 bank has died after he drank a liquid he said was poison seconds after he learnt...
Circumcised Mate Presents Completely Unbacked Theory That Chicks Prefer His Type Of Doodle
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A man who's parents decided to hack off the top of his penis for no reason other than the fact that they thought...
Shorten Meets Dastyari Outside Canberra Limits To Talk Without Fear Of Phone Tapping
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“Meet me at Booroombah at 4.” was the scrawled note left on Bill Shorten’s desk this morning.
Booroomba Station, is a rural property 10...
7 Best Brissy Pubs To Get A Gaming Chair Put Over Your Head During An Armed Hold Up
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A regular patron at an East Brisbane Hotel has become an unlikely hero this week, after severely concussing an armed robber during a...
Furious Australia Day Enthusiast Lowers All Four Eureka Stockade Ute Flags To Half-Mast
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An absolutely ropable proud Aussie has today put on some Lee Kernaghan and cut a few hoops on an old landing strip, as...
Turnbull Contemplates Jumping On This Hottest 100 Shit For Some Cheap Points
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Following the news that Triple Js iconic Hottest 100 music contest will no longer be played on Australia Day, the vulnerable Prime Minister...
Prominent TV Horticulturalist Exposed For Indecent Approach To Pulling Roots
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A prominent TV gardener has today been accused of indecent behaviour on set, when it comes to his work as a champion of...
Frightened Bushie Panics And Orders Fish And Chips At Chinese Restaurant
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Country boy Kelvin Lieschke (22) has shown his true colours. During a friendly dinner at a Chinese restaurant, Lieschke became overwhelmed by...
