EB Games Must Be Having A Sale
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A recent report by anyone who has walked into a medium-sized shopping centre has found that EB Games must be having a sale or something.
It is not certain what items are on special, or for how long for, but one thing that is certain is... Something is for fucking sale.
These findings were deduced from the highly emotive red...
Barilaro Lands Another Job In NYC Impersonating A Pan-Am Pilot And Forging Fake Payroll Checks
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The embattled former NSW Deputy Premier John Barilaro has gone ahead with his highly publicised plans to relocate to New York, after finding another plum job that pays him a huge sum of money to impersonate a qualified professional.
This come day after a high-profile former senior government staffer claimed that Barilaro told him he would create the New...
Over 100k People Sign Petition Demanding Dave Woodhead Grow Dreadlocks Like A Real Triple J Host
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Triple J presenter Dave Woodhead is today facing increasing pressure from Australian rock fans to adopt 1990s-style dreadlocks, more commonly known as the Frenzal Ropes.
An online Change.org petition has drawn over 100,000 signatures in just less than 24 hours, with irrate listeners demanding Woodhead take his role as a youth radio host seriously.
Titled 'Make Woodhead Get Dreads Before...
Report: Winter Arvo Beers Go Down Just As Fast As Summer Arvo Beers If You Concentrate On It
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A new report has today found that there is no real 'perfect weather' for sinking jars, and it's purely a matter of how you look at it.
The study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) hospitality thinktank shows that while 'Friday arvo beers' in the middle of summer are commonly accepted as the best kind of beers...
Sydney Morning Herald Hires 150 New Journalists To Focus Solely On Private School Staff Changes
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The Sydney Morning Herald has today announced an unprecedented recruitment drive, as the major masthead hires 150 budding journalists to exclusively report on the grievances of the wealthy parents of the state's most prestigious Christian and Grammar school students.
This new boost of talent comes as a surprise to the rest of the Australian media landscape, given the Nine...
Qantas Passenger Arrives In QLD To Learn Alan Joyce Sent His Luggage To Brisbane, North Dakota
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The desecration of an Australian icon continues today, as domestic passengers across the country continue to develop a deep loathing for our flagship carrier.
From wedding-ruining delays, to cancelled flights, Qantas and it's subsidiary airline Jetstar stands as a testament to the extreme decline in service that comes from replacing swathes of experienced staff with cheaper labour hire.
Despite the...
Tom Cruise Returns To Japan To Avenge Shinzo Abe
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One of Japan's most distinguished Samurais has returned today, with a cold plate of revenge in his heart.
Hollywood actor Tom Cruise arrived at a discreet airport in rural Japan moments ago, after learning of the attempted assassination of Shinzo Abe early today.
While more commonly associated with Navy jet fighters amongst Westernerss, Tom Cruise is most popular amongst the...
Panicking Public Servant Brings His Son’s Rabbitohs Poster To Work As Last Minute NAIDOC Effort
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NAIDOC week is officially underway in both schools, community groups and workplaces right across the country today.
Both Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australians have gathered to pay tribute to and acknowledge the achievements, contributions and ongoing sovereignty of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people.
However, for white people taking party in this annual observance, there appears to be an undertow...
Gays Told To Take A Hike As Corporations Rush To Swap Pride Symbolism For NAIDOC Symbolism
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The focus on both Australia's black history, and future, has stepped up this week - and not just in Betoota.
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander culture, history and storytelling is on display for all - with NAIDOC events right around the country.
Traditional Owners across the land proudly celebrated and showcased their culture, and with renewed calls from many for...
Nation’s Tradies Put Down The Tools To Celebrate Annual Invoicing Day
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Small and medium-sized residential worksites across the country are at least one man down today, as the nation's tradies put down the tools to celebrate the annual post-tax-return computer blitz.
Celebrated on the 1st of July every year, The Annual Invoicing Day is a moment for reflection for blue collar workers - as they look back at the financial...
