Trump Calls For Tighter Background Checks On Nation’s High Schools
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President Donald Trump has today called for tighter background checks on American high schools, in an attempt to prevent any more school shootings...
Turnbull Places Yet Another Obstacle In The Way Of Young Liberals Ever Getting A Root
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The young men and women desperately attempting to please their parents by entering a life in liberal politics have been thrown a hospital...
Barnaby’s Cousins Assure Him There’s Always A Job Going At Fadez Goodna If He Needs It
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Under increasing pressure to step down from his role as Deputy Prime Minister and Leader of the National Party, Barnaby Joyce has today...
American Thoughts And Prayers Retailers Experience Record-Breaking Boost In Sales
Several Thoughts And Prayers™️ manufacturers in the United States are hailing an economically unprecedented quarter, after seeing demand for their innovative new products skyrocket over...
Tony Burke Tells Media Never Underestimate The Agricultural Portfolio’s Effect On Women
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Labor MP Tony Burke has today addressed the wild predicament that his rival Barnaby Joyce has found himself in after inpregnating his former...
Infrared Laser Beam Appears On Shopper’s Chest While Sneaking A Loose Grape At Woolies
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A local resident has today felt the full wrath of the Woolworths monopoly, after attempting to pinch a loose grape in the...
LGBTI Community Worry Same-Sex Marriage Opponents Are Ruining Sanctity Of Marriage
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After years of fighting for their right to get legally married, Australia's LGBTI community are beginning to fear that all of their...
Barnaby Joyce Rejects New Sex Icon Status
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today spoken out about his undeniable rebrand in the eyes of the nation's women, and some...
Ghostly White Ankles Good Indicator That You’ve Hired The Right Bloke To Pour Your Slab
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The pale as fuck ankles on a local formwork and concreting professional has given clear indication that he is the man you...
Pharmaceutical Survey Finds Rain On Corrugated Iron Roof More Effective Than Stillnox
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Across the Eastern Seaboard, residents who aren't yet flooding are praising the downfall on their corrugated iron rooftops - a nostalgic pastime...
