Party Ruined As Host Forgets To Hide The Acoustic Guitar
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A much-anticipated house party was completely ruined recently, as it’s host made the crucial mistake of not stashing his acoustic guitar away before...
“No, George” Says National Party
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Maverick National Party MP George Christensen has had his hopes dashed within split seconds of throwing his hat into the ring as...
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce Finally Learns When To Pull Out
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Deputy Prime Minister has today said he will be pulling out, as of Monday.
After 6 months of chaos, including a scare with...
Taxi Driver Lets Out Cough To Remind Girls He’s Hearing Every Detail About Adam’s Python
As the girls pile into a taxi taking them from a swanky bar near their office to another establishment, where they intend to keep...
Sightings Of Golf Cap With Cute Yacht On It Linked To Getting Your Head Jumped On Bra
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Police commands from the suburban outskirts in an array of Australian cities have today warned locals of the dangers associated with with...
Australian Country Musician Refines Glossy Nashville Accent For Song About Bush Pub
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Prominent Northern New South Wales country music singer, Dane Barker (26) is finally confident with his vocals ahead of the release of...
Vietnamese Baker Not Confident In Cocky Tradesman’s Alleged Tolerance To Chilli
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Used to a booming lunchtime service from tradies on a health kick, Vietnamese baker Danny Hoang (35) is somewhat doubtful his last customer...
EXCLUSIVE: Official Transcript Of Malcolm Turnbull’s Crisis Meeting With Barnaby Joyce
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It’s been revealed today, through a leaked transcript of the crisis meeting between The Prime Minister and his deputy, that...
Report: Putting Ciggie Over Your Ear On Way Out Of Pub Could Save You Seconds
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After a landmark $40 million research study, CSIRO has found keeping a cigarette behind your ear could save the...
Bloke Settling In For 4th Bender Of 2018 Says He Deserves A Blow-Out After This Week
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Whinging for a binging, local car sales extraordinaire Byron Devlin (29), says he’s cruising for another blowout this weekend,...
