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Deputy PM Worries Twitter’s Trump Ban Sets Precedent Leaders Can No Longer Lie Out Their Arse

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Not known for acting quickly on any particular issue facing the Australian people, today the Canberra political class have been quick to...

Donald Trump Fires Up The Old MSN Messenger Account After Being Banned From Twitter

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Major social media platforms have temporarily locked the accounts of US President Donald Trump, as the embattled leader continues to fire off...

US Capitol ‘Protests’ Officially Become ‘Riots’ After A Black Man Joins In

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Just hours ago, the Australian Government's SmartTraveller website has just updated its section on the east coast of the United States. While there was...

Australia Acts Like We’ve Never Seen Delusional Rednecks Infiltrate A Nation’s Capital Before

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Everyday Australians are once again beating our chests with pride today, as the country that we have spent the last century trying...

Gladys Ditches Controversial ‘Avalon Dome’ Strategy After Steady Decline Of Cases Up North

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has this morning exhaled and decided against pressing the button that her finger has been hovering over for several days now. The...

Pub Carpet Gets First Clean In 20 Years After Being Visited By A Northern Beaches Resident

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The Drunken Stockman Hotel in South Betoota today smells like a hospital, after all of its character was shampooed out of the...

Journos Seeking PM’s Comments About The Sydney Outbreak Told To Check Hamilton Island Or Noosa

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As was reported today Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been unavailable for comments regarding the developing COVID-19 outbreak in Sydney's Northern Beaches. This...

Avalon Super Spreaders Surprisingly Not Getting Same Coverage As Black Teenagers From Logan

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's premiere Murdoch rag has hit the ground running today, praising the Liberal NSW Government for their swift action in locking down...

“Oi Anyone Keen For Mona Vale On Christmas Eve?” Says Northern Beaches Coronavirus Cluster

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT From 5:00pm yesterday and until 11:59pm on Wednesday, residents of Sydney's Northern Beaches must remain home and only leave for essential reasons...

A Year To The Day That We Found Out He’d Run Off To Hawaii, Scotty Goes Quiet Again

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Exactly one year to the day that we found out he had taken off to Hawaii and turned off his phone, it...

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