The Betoota Advocate Presents: 30 Other Moments In Australian History That We Could Celebrate
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Once again, Australia is stuck in the middle of a culture wars debate over whether or not it is appropriate, or tasteful,...
Local Hubby Rather Chuffed With Himself After Nailing Date Night With His Secret Beach
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Local concrete cutter, Don Snebbes has today hit a date with the missus for six.
As a keen swimmer and surfer, the 33-year-old...
PM Not Experiencing Enough Political Turmoil To Bother Bringing Up Australia Day Debate
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In a refreshing change for both the government and voters, Scotty From Marketing has been able to start 2021 without any marketing...
Inner City Graphic Designers And Actors Meet At Cafe To Discuss How Labor Can Win People Over
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Still reeling from the shock 2019 election loss to the Liberal Party, a group of Labor voters from Betoota's cosmopolitan French Quarter...
Weather Man Struggles To Hide His Half Mongrel As Cyclone Season Kicks Into Full Swing
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The people of Far North Queensland are exhaling, for now, as Cyclone Kimi weakens into a category one system and forecasters said...
Inner City Leftie Sleeps Easy Knowing Her Tweets About Cheese Resolved Indigenous Inequality
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Local Newtown based digital campaigner, Desiderata Atkinson (35) can finally move on this week.
It's been a big 6 months, but she's finally...
Bloke Who Claims Everyone Is Too Soft Nowadays Hasn’t Slept For 3 Nights Over Cheese Rebrand
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One of the town's biggest defenders of personal freedoms has this week blown a fuse over the idea that a multinational dairy...
Rural Servo Hot Box Praised For It’s Commitment To Multiculturalism
Betoota Down's service station owner, Bruce Muffet, has tonight been hailed a hero, after preemptively stocking up his bain-marie with fresh crispy chicken strips,...
Liberal Party Put In Place Measures To Protect Their Non-Idiot Image While PM Is On Holidays
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As is often the case when the Prime Minister puts his phone on flight mode and takes off for one of his...
Two Palm Trees Outside Weatherboard Shack Transforms Rough Coastal Town Into Santa Monica
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A regional epicentre has today been given that extra oomph it needed to become a Californian beachfront city.
Amidst all of the alcohol-fuelled...
