Australians To Lose Access To Gmail And Google Because Rupert Can’t Figure Out Social Media
LEON SCENT | Tech| CONTACT
In a newest example of wealth-hoarding senior billionaires demanding legislation to save their businesses from being swallowed up by innovative competitors, the...
Craig Kelly Tells Plibersek To Google ‘Chinese Submarine Sightings In Portsea, 1967’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Labor frontbencher Tanya Plibersek has clashed with embattled Liberal MP Craig Kelly ain the halls of the Press Gallery today, accusing him...
Eddie McGuire Runs Media Through His “Favourite Wog Food” To Prove Collingwood Isn’t Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Eddie McGuire has today hosted yet another press conference to continue digging the hole he found himself in yesterday.
As CEO of Collingwood...
Morrison Says Craig Kelly Is A Fine Man That Doesn’t Know Where Any Skeletons Are Buried
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a political climate where the number one priority is quelling anxieties surrounding the importance of a vaccine, the Prime Minister has...
Permanently Aching Throat Unfortunately Now Just Part Of Being A Cool Millennial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just as Western Medicine had nearly convinced the world to wean themselves off nicotine addictions, it appears that smoking is back in...
Novak Djokovic Somehow Suffers Severe Hand Blisters While Alone In A Hotel Room For Two Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
World No. 1 Novak Djokovic has showed up halfway through his own match, after previously pulling out just minutes before his scheduled...
Frydenberg Gently Urges PM To Condemn Neo-Nazism: “Look, This Might Be Normal In Cronulla…”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"So basically..." began the exhausted Josh Frydenberg.
He's finally locked down a face to face with the Prime Minister, and he's got something...
Barnaby Divides Coalition By Refusing To Accept The PM Is Anything But An Eastern Suburbs Boy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today thrown another spanner into the works of what appears to be a happy marriage...
Is Your Old Man In A Foul Mood? Experts Suggest Buying Him Some Phantom Mags And Pissing Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the new year well underway, the pressures of the holiday season have not yet simmered.
Those who are lucky enough to do...
Anti-Masker Drowns After Trying Out SCUBA Diving
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A first-time diver has drowned during a routine 6m dive yesterday after refusing to wear a mask.
Pam Scoth, 47, was well known...
