NSW Repeals Kings Cross Lock-Out Laws, In Case Any Yoga Studios Want To Stay Open Until 4AM
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In some great news for the remaining two and a half strips clubs and a couple late night pokie venues, the NSW...
Joy Of Op-Shopping Slowly Fades As Cool Vintage Items Gradually Replaced By 3XL Gazman Shirts
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Australia's favourite past time of foraging through racks of 2nd-hand clothing is soon to be no longer, it has been confirmed by...
Aussie Media Discovers ‘Eshays’ Ten Years After This Bloke Called Kerser Popped Up On YouTube
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In a true testament to the detachment of Australia's media caste, the online news cycle has this week been littered with the...
NFL Roll Out Yet Another Halftime Show That Fails To Live Up To Michael Jackson In 1993
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As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of football they play, once again there...
Craig Kelly Tells PM To Go Fuck Himself As He Returns To Facebook With Another Secret Cure
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The Prime Minister has today learnt that you can't cage a lion for too long before it roars.
That lion of course is...
Perth Restrictions Loosen, McGowan Reclassifies “Fleeing A Fiery Inferno” As Essential Travel
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Western Australia Premier Mark McGowan has unveiled a $43m package to help businesses and charities affected by the snap 5-day lockdown last...
Scotty From Marketing Quietly Gives Up Trying To Get China To Apologise For That Meme
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Making an executive decision on behalf of the team, it has been revealed that Scotty from Marketing has quietly given up on trying...
Inner City Labor Organiser Thinks ‘The Tree Of Knowledge’ Is A Bookshop In Byron
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An outspoken private school comrade from Melbourne's northside has today made a social faux-pas after meeting some of the last True Believers.
Beckett...
Brisbane Residents Unable To Enjoy A Few Beers On The Wharves Without Bringing Up 2011 Floods
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In Brooklyn they have a trendy waterfront suburb known as DUMBO, once an industrial ghetto for gangsters and the homeless - it's...
“We Need To Get Rid Of Albo” Says Mid-Level Labor Party Official Wearing Chinos And No Socks
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With three or four ambitious Labor MPs circling their leader, the predictable Labor 'leadership woes' have once again been triggered by a...
