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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New South Wales Police Commissioner Karen Webb has complained that her officers force are expected "to know everything", as the backlash continues after one of her cops decided to taser a 95-year-old great-grandmother inside a nursing home last week. This comes after a 95-year-old woman remains hospitalised incident with police at the Yallambee Lodge facility on Wednesday morning. She...

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Thirty-six months ago, the federal government engaged Betoota-based housing think-tank, the Australian Institute of Dwellings (AID), on a lucrative contract to solve the housing crisis once and for all. For three years, the group of experts met weekly to investigate the problem and find the solution. To tackle the issues, they drew from their...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s answer to Louis Theroux has hit the leafy streets of inner-Sydney this week to find out what common people think of the Albanese Government's 2023 Budget. Hugo Walsh-Robertson (32), a journalist for a major Sydney masthead, was seen patting himself on the back this afternoon after breaking out of his city office and speaking to a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local property investor has today solved the number one issue plaguing Australian politics: The housing crisis. "The housing crisis was bound to happen" he says to a likeminded acquaintance with similarly sized portfolio of close or more negatively-geared investment properties than any family would ever need to live in. With Labor bleeding votes to the Greens in inner-city and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the horror of pandemic lockdowns well behind us, Australian society has since returned to the normality of exercising in 24-hour gyms and forgetting how much it costs them. The 10 kilometre 'walks' with friends are a thing of the past, as are the home weights and sourdough kits. In fact, all of the once very real hobbies and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent poll of Australians under 45 has found overwhelming support for Albanese's proposal to enshrine an Indigenous Voice within our nation's constitution. Much like the 2022 Federal Election, this exact voter block will be who decides the result of this upcoming referendum, as much as the Murdoch media and Liberal Opposition would like to maintain the fantasy...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that should surprise nobody, The National Rugby League, a professional football code with a 20% Indigenous playing group -has announced that it wholeheartedly supports a constitutionally enshrined Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The decision makes the NRL the first football code to formally support the Yes campaign joining Tennis Australia and the Australian Olympic Committee in supporting...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian pharmacists have suddenly gone quiet again, after momentarily forming the loudest and most militant trade union in our nation's history, for a short-lived campaign against government cost-of-living measures. This tumultuous news cycle began two weeks ago, when the Federal Government announced that GPs would be granted the option of writing double-length scripts for 325 medicines, such as...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A groundbreaking report has today confirmed a long held theory: The Australian male's inability to resist an ear worm when holding a cold blue can. Speaking from the backyard of the Hilder residence, local bloke Riley Hilder told us that it’s physically impossible for him to enjoy a Tooheys New without humming the iconic jingle that he hasn’t...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The poor, poor man that has inherited the roaring binfire known as the Victorian Liberal Party has realised that being threatened with legal action from an anti-trans former colleague - that he suspended for attending a Nazi rally in the middle of Melbourne's CBD - probably isn't as bad as it's gonna get. The newly crowned Leader of...