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Story Bridge Now Tastefully Decorated With Jasmine Climbing Flowers As The Women Take Over

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Brisbane will henceforth be known as 'Girl City' after the people of metropolitan South-East Queensland decided to hand the reins over to...

Coalition Dusts Themselves Off And Begins Rebuilding A New Party Around Their Core Talent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has vowed to not sook over the 2025 Federal Election result, and are wasting no time licking their wounds after...

ABC’s Antony Green To Call The Election From Front Bar Of Caxton Hotel On Day 3 Of Magic Round

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After weeks of preparation, heated press conferences and factional in-fighting between some talentless benchwarmers, the biggest battle of the year will...

Emotionally-Battered North Shore Woman Feels A Rush As She Votes For Nicolette Behind Husband’s Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Clare used to march against Australia's involvement in Vietnam. She used to dream about moving to Alice Springs to help the less fortunate.But...

Liberals Make Last Attempt At Female Voters By Allowing Sussan Ley To Let Rip With The Astrology

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CAN'T HURT? As a new YouGov poll shows absolutely catastrophic predictions for the Liberal Party just 3 days out from the 2025 Federal...

Clive Palmer Accidentally Sends Text Message Meant For His Media Advisor To 18 Million Australians

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After doing everything everything in his power to get in front of Australian voters ahead of the 2025 Federal Election - it appears...

PM Dedicates Just One Arvo To Campaigning In His Own Seat By Visiting The Enmore Weed Dispensary

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both leaders bounce around the marginal electorates of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane - the final days of the 2025 Federal Election is...

Federal Election Struggles To Get Air Time In Between Cookbooks Scandal And Mushroom Killer Trial

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election is in 3 days and Australians seem to have tuned out completely. This is particularly bad news for Peter Dutton and...

“I’m Voting For An Independent” Says Financially Secure White Person

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dorothy Matilda-Mackay (70) says she's sick of this two-party system that has directly benefited her specific generation and class of Australians since she...

Nobody Really Knows How Tassie Is Going To Vote But They Are Very Fucken Fired Up About The Salmon

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week out from the Federal Election and it appears that there are several different votes happening right around the country. In the Liberal...

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