PM’s Staff Gently Close The Door As They Inform Albo That All Of His Enemies Have Been Dealt With
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I ASK FOR JUSTICE: As hundreds of thousands of pilgrims gather in St Peter's Square to honour the new leader of the Catholic...
LNP Senator James McGrath Severed In Half By Coalition Split
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The Federal Coalition is no more.
After decades of working together, The Liberal Party and Nationals going their seperate ways, ending the right-wing partnership...
Sussan Ley Responds To National Party Break-Up By Immediately Booking Bottomless Brunch With The Teals
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If you are a normal person who hasn't been closely following the flow-on affects of Labor's landslide victory at the 2025 Federal Election,...
“Fuck These City Boys” Says David Littleproud, As The Nationals Split From Coalition
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As of several minutes ago, Australia's Federal Parliament has become an eternal one-party system like our Asian neighbours in Singapore.
This comes as The...
“You Don’t Know Your Ear Hole From Your Arsehole” Shouts Tradie With Never Ending List Of Obscure Sledges
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A local chippy from Betoota Heights has today sent his colleagues into a frenzy, with a sledge for the ages.
Brett Walker, a...
“How Hard Is It To Build A Fucking Pool?” Says Sydney
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The people of Sydney are this week exhaling after a torturous federal election campaign that saw major swings towards the incumbent government across...
Just Days After Voting Labor For The First Time In His Life, QLD Dad Now Willing To Try Beetroot Hummus
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There are a lot of changes happening across Australia this week, as millions of conservatives sheepishly admit to having voted for Labor for...
Murdoch’s Clear Loss Of Political Influence Prompts Him To Start Another Super League War
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With Murdoch's firm grip on the minds of Australia waning after a devastating result for his side of politics, the billionaire media mogul...
Sydney Property Developer Faces Backlash For Building Something That Looks Nice And Will Last
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As the housing crisis continues to define both the Australian politics and economics, one man has faced extreme criticism for daring to try...
Report: Young Blokes Just Don’t Do Up Their Cars Anymore
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A new report has found that young Australian men no longer dedicate over half their pay packets to souping up their cars with...
