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Liberal Volunteers Duck For Cover After Spotting Old Fella In A Faded ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’ Shirt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Record-breaking early voter numbers have confirmed that Australians cannot wait to get the 2025 Federal Election over with. Right around the nation, fed up...

Littleproud No Longer That Keen On Nuclear Power After Stumbling Across A Chernobyl Doco On Imparja

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2025 Federal Election campaign pauses for yet another long weekend, the Coalition have yet to experience any luck at all. In elections...

AFL Fans Get Treated To A Delicious NRL-Style Scandal

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the West Coast Eagles were running riot through Perth in the 2000s, it appears that the AFL fanbase...

He Wants It Too Much

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party's poll numbers continue to plunge in the final weeks of the 2025 Federal Election campaign, as Peter Dutton continues to...

Queensland CFMEU Heavy Faces Identity Crisis After Albo Gives Him No Option But To Vote Greens

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-polling has begun around the country, as Australians peel off from their smoko breaks and fire off their early votes for the 2025...

“Must Be Election Time” Says African Kid After Spotting Herald Sun Photographer At Fitzroy Courts

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both the Prime Minister and Federal Opposition leader agree to pause the election campaign in light of the Pope's death, it seems...

Last Week Of 2025 Federal Election To Be Completely Drowned Out By Two Piss Ups And A Funeral

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton have both declared unanimous support for the decision to pause the Federal Election campaign today,...

Parramatta Eels Add Lachlan Galvin Bowl To Spoon Bowl In Dusty Trophy Cabinet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fabled Blue and Golds of Central Western Sydney are this week celebrating another milestone. The Parramatta Eels are enjoying their second piece...

Housing Crisis Hitting Hardest In Cities Full Of Empty Office Buildings That Nobody Works In Anymore

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent data shows that nobody is feeling the pinch of the Australians housing crisis more than the millions of people that reside in...

Entire World Agrees That The Next Pope Should Be Filo

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Catholics and non-Catholics around the globe have come together after the passing of Pope Francis last night to agree that it's time for...

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