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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers that be ruined his dinner. Despite doing what it said on the box, recently retrenched IT salesman John Pooley came back from a lukewarm shower to find his Papa Giuseppi's supreme on the bottom of the oven. It was unsalvageable. "They...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finding some media traction by spreading misinformation that the Indigenous Voice referendum is a left-wing Trojan horse aimed at forcing honest middle class Australians hand over their heavily mortgaged homes to Aboriginal people - Opposition Leader Peter Dutton must return his focus on getting himself elected. Scheduled for the 15th of July, the Fadden By-Election is a bigger...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's war on vapes looks to be an unwinnable battle, as the government's anti-nicotine measures continue to be circumvented by bad ass teenagers who don't give a shit. Last month Health Minister Mark Butler announced a raft of government changes to try and address growing vaping rates, something that many people assumed they had already done and just couldn't...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A lengthy and costly attempt at rebranding a tainted image has been for nothing today. This comes after a Federal Court judge ruled that people with double-barrelled surnames are bad news. The ruling marks a critical blow to the double-barrelled surname community, who have fought tooth and nail to change the public perception of their kind. Traditionally known as the calling...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the midst of celebrations surrounding last night's State Of Origin Game 1 victory, it has never been more clear that rural Queenslanders cannot get a win outside of rugby league. Residents of Outback Queensland are being forced to employ bushcraft tactics to deal with a burgeoning rodent plague that has emerged months after the biggest floods on record. Revolting numbers...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you haven't been listening to the talking points of Government MPs, then you wouldn't know that the only reason Australia is enduring developed world'smost most hysterically manipulated housing crisis is because of the Queensland Greens MPs. Aside from harvesting swathes of their inner city voters, the 'Greenslanders' that swamped the 2022 election are currently public enemy number...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne residents are absolutely stoked to hear that they are still at risk of aftershocks, after the city was struck by its strongest earthquake in 120 years overnight. More than a year since the limelight faded on Melbourne residents after they were finally released from their state-sanctioned-quarantine, the city is thrilled to be the centre of attention again. The 3.8-magnitude...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The campaign to convince Australians to reject the government’s proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament is officially underway, according to social media comments. While the figure heads of the heavily funded right-wing No Campaign has received non-stop media attention, with Warren Mundine and Jacinta Price on both ABC News and Sky News almost every night, it seems the most...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With heavy hearts, the NRL are today paying tribute to the one person solely responsible for generating female interest in their game. Nicknamed 'The Queen Of Rock N Roll' - American songstress Tina Turner has passed away today at age 83, and is remembered in Australia as the unlikely face of rugby league football throughout the 1980s and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been multiple moments over the last couple years that have caused a collective dropped jaw from the entire Australian population. Whether it's the NSW Government's Ruby Princess cruise ship disaster, the Hawaii holiday, the Christchurch shooting, the first ever lockdowns - or the death of Kobe Bryant. Some moments in history just don't make sense. And they...